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Pies and powders
The best examples of laconic humor in a network of poetry for the year. «pies» em> (they are the same « perashki em>») - Sample depth of thought without any pathos and tediousness. In brief, clear, funny and in exactly 34 syllables. And no punctuation, capitalization, and rhymes. The authorship of the first "pie" belongs to Vladislav Richter, known as the Learn allcogol.
Typically, users are divided into those who refuse to understand "Pyrozhkov" poetry, and those who are always happy to receive "additive" rhymes. It is for the second category Website has collected the best poems-pies for 2013.
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I do not perceive
human beings as equals me
so females are superior
they got me on all counts
© djfedos
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Suddenly this minute
God looks at us intently
and thinks first sneakers
Or first, dichlorvos
© marina
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therefore can not be happy
then he is not a poet once
and it is from this miserable
and again when he was a poet
© i-mel
***
how to live completely without bread
and nepomytoyu stove
Andrew asked, and immediately died
at least for me
© vera
*** em>
bought a sofa bought products
bought cigarettes at a kiosk
bought the booze came to the apartment
Buha sit smoke it
© silaev-a
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Oleg maniac tattooist
sloping nationalism
He tattoos non-Russian
Palekh under Gzhel and Khokhloma
© korobkow
****
not at all in men puzzle
their essence is simple as pie
such a thing as a pie
Well, how do you explain
© nadjavandelft
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weep tears of blood
I married Peter
comes night text messages
but from whom and for Peter INTO
© ironichna-osoba
***
Oleg did not want to live in Izhevsk
it sweeter Saint Tropez
and it goes on all salary
to twenty five seconds
© better days
***
I was an idiot
I was thirty years in the wake of
but gradually moved
Now I am the first idiot
© dyadyushKaa
***
I would like to become a prophet
and the death of people predict
They had not believed laughed
and I would say well, well
© Egor Lyubimsky
***
I used to grow up thinking
and so on but
It extends life and I all the same
Now I grow up and then
© i-mel
***
Simon had to train
and there he broke his nose
and it sits can not understand
so he lucky or not
© shuvovse
***
I go to work in the morning
then with the work and then
I'm going back to work
because the next day
© better days
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alas, I am a slave of his desires
I forced people
Food had wanted to eat
I had wanted to sleep sleep
© al cogol
***
the word dick galёrka got
parter hid fan
everything stopped, and only Igor
oboe horror pumped
© bucho
***
as soon as the camera
completely ends the charge
so be sure to meet
runs nudists or elk
© cosel-noster
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rolled bun in the woods
I sang the song as all left
for this thing not noticed
I traveled as a mouth of shit
© Duremar
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I thought you loved Pushkin
including tablets opened notebook
I love love more perhaps
zaguglit did not seem to dupe
© karim-abdul
***
Thomas agreed and Stanislavsky
against each other in the growth of steel
as the Olympians competing
in pereneverit someone who
© the axy
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what could be more passion
I asked his master Oleg
and he replied immediately
zapolzschy in the ear ant
© vera
****
Oksana liked flamenco
Oleg classical and jazz
two of them on stage singing
about the camp and debris
© road-man
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Take any time from childhood
no no this one does not take
and this is also not necessary to take
and it INTO escho for rubbish
© i-mel
As with any art that appeared in the network, "snack-bar serving patties poetry" life of its own, evolving and transforming into something new. Group "pirozhkovtsev" in their own words, decided to fool around and created a new kind of rhymes - «powders» em>. They differ from traditional "pie" that the even lines in them rhyme, and the last line stands out for its length: it consists of only two syllables. The ending of the "powder" - that is their main feature, it helps to create a witty miniatures unexpected outcome.
We have selected for our readers the most interesting and "powder" of the outgoing year.
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a sea of expensive
We're going on vacation for mushrooms
and enjoy the sunset
lips
© Voronych
***
I tempers his character
overcoming barriers
persistently drawing compass
Square
© Tikhomirov
***
Come to my house sometimes fall
scatter yearning to start a family
Where are you in the shoes of the prёshsya
kill
© Day
***
He breathed into his palm sneak Brezhnev
smoothed his eyebrows lifted her nose
Well all I thought Ceausescu
passionately
© Bruce
***
looking for the sense of existence
inside looking love
Understand that happiness is not because tomorrow
and conductive
© violator
***
I was awake all the crap
and I want to eat as much as I can not
Oleg turned and yelled
ASU
© NoMore muzz demon
***
zdarova writes ENT to help
zdarova writes orthopedic
Surgeon fsem Smack in the chyate
hello
© Pan & kotoromupoh muzz violator
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Matroskin who was your master
with whom you traveled the world
I usually called him
Messer
© Los Inoostrovsky
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Let Carl and Clara aged
but having carried through the years the passion
All that would be watching each other
steal
© colic
***
shirt stroking fur coats do not ask
Pelevin in the head and Plutarch
dear you are not an angel
you architect
© Nichrom
***
Bob Marley Tania sent a ball
back to the Krasnodar region
marked caught no woman
no cry
© MastaLomasta & intelleon muzz Jamaican rum
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Beethoven came in the mail
some strange boxes
I give to the letter you need
Van Gogh
© Alexan
****
I'm all in a row will not save
screaming angry Mazaj
Only penguins and hedgehogs
and Zai
© Day
***
I'm sick of literate
their hypocrisy and lies
Yes that once you put you tile
Lodge
© oless
***
I am looking at life ibex
and caught me in her
rams with one another
ovney
© kalmagloster
***
how well today in the morgue
cool clean his comfort
All trainees only spoil
puke
© Azov
***
I hate your nine te
when you write me a love
He wrote out the money bitch
I send
© Cai
***
as the crow instead of cheese
The Lord sent tiramisu
and this very puzzled
fox
© Trёhdyuymovochka
***
rubber balls squadron
raced driven Neva
It was not so terrible shape tani
like howling
© bu6lik
***
lies the little if
in the pockets of thirty acorns
and he is richer than all the world
people
© retrovirus
And in the course - a portion of "cakes" for those who always want more.
via www.adme.ru/vdohnovenie-919705/gennadij-byl-metaforichen-556305/
Typically, users are divided into those who refuse to understand "Pyrozhkov" poetry, and those who are always happy to receive "additive" rhymes. It is for the second category Website has collected the best poems-pies for 2013.
***
I do not perceive
human beings as equals me
so females are superior
they got me on all counts
© djfedos
***
Suddenly this minute
God looks at us intently
and thinks first sneakers
Or first, dichlorvos
© marina
***
therefore can not be happy
then he is not a poet once
and it is from this miserable
and again when he was a poet
© i-mel
***
how to live completely without bread
and nepomytoyu stove
Andrew asked, and immediately died
at least for me
© vera
*** em>
bought a sofa bought products
bought cigarettes at a kiosk
bought the booze came to the apartment
Buha sit smoke it
© silaev-a
***
Oleg maniac tattooist
sloping nationalism
He tattoos non-Russian
Palekh under Gzhel and Khokhloma
© korobkow
****
not at all in men puzzle
their essence is simple as pie
such a thing as a pie
Well, how do you explain
© nadjavandelft
***
weep tears of blood
I married Peter
comes night text messages
but from whom and for Peter INTO
© ironichna-osoba
***
Oleg did not want to live in Izhevsk
it sweeter Saint Tropez
and it goes on all salary
to twenty five seconds
© better days
***
I was an idiot
I was thirty years in the wake of
but gradually moved
Now I am the first idiot
© dyadyushKaa
***
I would like to become a prophet
and the death of people predict
They had not believed laughed
and I would say well, well
© Egor Lyubimsky
***
I used to grow up thinking
and so on but
It extends life and I all the same
Now I grow up and then
© i-mel
***
Simon had to train
and there he broke his nose
and it sits can not understand
so he lucky or not
© shuvovse
***
I go to work in the morning
then with the work and then
I'm going back to work
because the next day
© better days
***
alas, I am a slave of his desires
I forced people
Food had wanted to eat
I had wanted to sleep sleep
© al cogol
***
the word dick galёrka got
parter hid fan
everything stopped, and only Igor
oboe horror pumped
© bucho
***
as soon as the camera
completely ends the charge
so be sure to meet
runs nudists or elk
© cosel-noster
*** em>
rolled bun in the woods
I sang the song as all left
for this thing not noticed
I traveled as a mouth of shit
© Duremar
***
I thought you loved Pushkin
including tablets opened notebook
I love love more perhaps
zaguglit did not seem to dupe
© karim-abdul
***
Thomas agreed and Stanislavsky
against each other in the growth of steel
as the Olympians competing
in pereneverit someone who
© the axy
***
what could be more passion
I asked his master Oleg
and he replied immediately
zapolzschy in the ear ant
© vera
****
Oksana liked flamenco
Oleg classical and jazz
two of them on stage singing
about the camp and debris
© road-man
***
Take any time from childhood
no no this one does not take
and this is also not necessary to take
and it INTO escho for rubbish
© i-mel
As with any art that appeared in the network, "snack-bar serving patties poetry" life of its own, evolving and transforming into something new. Group "pirozhkovtsev" in their own words, decided to fool around and created a new kind of rhymes - «powders» em>. They differ from traditional "pie" that the even lines in them rhyme, and the last line stands out for its length: it consists of only two syllables. The ending of the "powder" - that is their main feature, it helps to create a witty miniatures unexpected outcome.
We have selected for our readers the most interesting and "powder" of the outgoing year.
***
a sea of expensive
We're going on vacation for mushrooms
and enjoy the sunset
lips
© Voronych
***
I tempers his character
overcoming barriers
persistently drawing compass
Square
© Tikhomirov
***
Come to my house sometimes fall
scatter yearning to start a family
Where are you in the shoes of the prёshsya
kill
© Day
***
He breathed into his palm sneak Brezhnev
smoothed his eyebrows lifted her nose
Well all I thought Ceausescu
passionately
© Bruce
***
looking for the sense of existence
inside looking love
Understand that happiness is not because tomorrow
and conductive
© violator
***
I was awake all the crap
and I want to eat as much as I can not
Oleg turned and yelled
ASU
© NoMore muzz demon
***
zdarova writes ENT to help
zdarova writes orthopedic
Surgeon fsem Smack in the chyate
hello
© Pan & kotoromupoh muzz violator
***
Matroskin who was your master
with whom you traveled the world
I usually called him
Messer
© Los Inoostrovsky
***
Let Carl and Clara aged
but having carried through the years the passion
All that would be watching each other
steal
© colic
***
shirt stroking fur coats do not ask
Pelevin in the head and Plutarch
dear you are not an angel
you architect
© Nichrom
***
Bob Marley Tania sent a ball
back to the Krasnodar region
marked caught no woman
no cry
© MastaLomasta & intelleon muzz Jamaican rum
***
Beethoven came in the mail
some strange boxes
I give to the letter you need
Van Gogh
© Alexan
****
I'm all in a row will not save
screaming angry Mazaj
Only penguins and hedgehogs
and Zai
© Day
***
I'm sick of literate
their hypocrisy and lies
Yes that once you put you tile
Lodge
© oless
***
I am looking at life ibex
and caught me in her
rams with one another
ovney
© kalmagloster
***
how well today in the morgue
cool clean his comfort
All trainees only spoil
puke
© Azov
***
I hate your nine te
when you write me a love
He wrote out the money bitch
I send
© Cai
***
as the crow instead of cheese
The Lord sent tiramisu
and this very puzzled
fox
© Trёhdyuymovochka
***
rubber balls squadron
raced driven Neva
It was not so terrible shape tani
like howling
© bu6lik
***
lies the little if
in the pockets of thirty acorns
and he is richer than all the world
people
© retrovirus
And in the course - a portion of "cakes" for those who always want more.
via www.adme.ru/vdohnovenie-919705/gennadij-byl-metaforichen-556305/
