Favorite quote from the "Office Romance"




«Office Romance" is one of those movies that you want to watch again and again, and each time it will be interesting and funny. This is a movie for the ages. Website remembered phrases from this remarkable film that will make you reconsider it again.



- Personally, I go into the service because it ennobles me.



- If there were no statistics, we would not even aware of how well we work.



- We call it "our mymra." Of course, for the eyes.



- A Shura is - nice, but unfortunately, active. Once she brought to her community work and since then can not push back.



- It is, in principle, does not know what in the world are children. It is certain that they are born adults, according to staffing, with the position and salary.



- You bought a new pair of boots, Vera?
- Why I have not decided yet, Lyudmila Prokofievna. Do you like?
- Very cause. I would not take such. And in your place I would be interested in boots is not at work, and after it.
- So, good boots, should be taken.



- She's elderly, ugly, lonely woman ...
- She's not a woman, she was director.



- Take, for example, honey. They grow on stumps. If you come to the forest and you're lucky with the stump, you can dial a mountain of stumps ... ... Oh, honey ...

- When I see her, I just legs give way.
- And you do not stand, you sit down!

- Mushrooms you do not really care, as I understand it ...
- That's right you know.
- Berries are not interested?
- Just as a jam.
- A poem in the form of poetry ... ... how do you feel about them?

- I hope you're not going to play music?
- Yeah, I want to sing!
- How unfortunate ...
- Why? Friends say that I have a beautiful ... ... baritone descant.
- Wait, I was struck by a guess: you ....?
- No, thank you! When I .... I'm stubborn. Ha-ha-ha! .. Here and now I'm quiet.
- I was lucky.








- Hello ... Prokofiev ... Lyudmilovna ...

- I was bitten by a fly yesterday.
- Yes. I noticed it.
- Or I broke the chain.
- This is closer to the truth.
- So I'm off the chain.

- Why do you always wags? What kind of person are you? I can not see through you!
- Do not bite me! Why crack?
- You claimed I chёrstvaya!
- Why? Soft!
- Inhuman!
- Humanity!
- Heartless!
- Heart!
- Dry!
- Wet!



- We love you ... deep down ... somewhere very deep ...
- Very deep! So deep that I did not even notice!
- No, it's much, much needs to be ...



- Well, it turns out that all I feel so much a monster?
- Do not exaggerate. Not all ... not such a monster ...



- And to me it is only thirty-six.
- How to thirty-six?
- Yes Yes. I'm younger than you, Anatoly Efremovich. And how do I look?
- At the thirty-five ....



- Vera, you will be fifty years - you too will collect!
- I do not live, I work on harmful.



- The woman should be a mystery! The head slightly raised, eyes slightly lowered, everything here is free, shoulders pulled back. The gait is free from the hip. Uninhibited free plastic panther before the jump. Men do not pass such a woman!

- Well, you know, you can, of course, and hare teach smoking. In principle, there is nothing impossible.
- You think?
- For a person. With intelligence.










- At 50 cents, Novosel. Hand over the money. On a wreath and orchestra.
- Well, if today somebody else dies or is born, I'll stay without dinner.

- You're clever.
- When a woman says that she is smart, it means that it is - a round fool?

- Are you looking at me like ... you suspect that it's me you dragged the broom?
- Why do you say that? This is not a broom! It's a beautiful bouquet!
I will not wear flowers! Why do I ... What I was stunned, what ?! Henbane stuffed ?!

- None of the employees you would not have dared to throw in the face bouquet. Are you indifferent to me?
- One more word and I'll run into you a carafe!
- If you make a decanter, you've really got me ... that-that ...



- Where are you when the door ...?
- Where necessary, there is the door!



- Not only do you a liar, a coward and a smart aleck - and you're still a fighter!
- Yes, I'm a toughie!



- Red. Or white?
- Or white. But you can red.



- I have children. I have two: a boy and ... um ... de ... also a boy. Two boys. Here.

- Do not interrupt me, please! I myself sobyus.

- How you like my haircut?
- Die - do not stand up!
- I think so too.



- What a curious reproduction of "Mona Lisa»!








- You know, I realized, because of what we're broke: the child we need!
- Do you want us to have a child?
- Yes! And as soon as possible!
- But I can not right now. By the end of the work for another two hours and Kalugin here ... I can not leave!

- Just please hurry: I have a lot of cases.
- Nothing will wait for your bunch. Nothing it will not become.

- Poor in school? I knew that you - the former Losers!
- To leave alone my dark past.

- Where do we go?
- Right!



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