35 witty Jewish saying

Several short and witty proverbs and sayings that express all the salt of the Jewish people



All nations have their own special world, but this is best reflected in proverbs and sayings. He walks a lot of legends about the wisdom of the Jewish people, and it's not just like that! Here are some witty Jewish proverbs that reflect all its essence:

With money not as good without them bad.
Adam - the first lucky, because he had no mother in law.
If the problem can be solved by money, it's not a problem, is the cost.
God gave man two ears and one mouth so that he listened more and talked less.
Yes, God will protect you from bad women, from very good save yourself!
It has become the wine - got a secret.
God can not be everywhere at once - so he created mothers.
Do not be sweet - otherwise you eat. Do not be bitter - otherwise you spit.
Fear of a goat in front, a horse - back, fool - from all sides.
Guest and fish three days begin to smell.
Knowledge does not take up much space.
Better Jew without a beard than a beard without a Jew.
Man must live at least out of curiosity.
The deaf hear, like a dumb spoke, the blind saw, the lame like very quickly fled.
God protects the poor, at least from the sins expensive.
If charity cost nothing - everybody would be philanthropists.
When an old maid marries, she immediately turns into a young wife.
Parents teach children to talk, parents teach children to keep quiet.
From a distance, all people are good.
Maybe the eggs are much smarter than chickens, but they quickly become rotten.
Men are more to do if a woman to speak less.
Well silent harder than to speak well.
Poor woman - worse than rain, rain driving into the house, and a good wife throws him out.
The world does not disappear because a lot of people, because a lot of bad people.
Lord! Help me to my feet - I fall myself.
If life is not changing for the better, wait - it will change for the worse.
No matter how sweet was no love compote out of it does not cook.
When there is nothing to do, take up the great work.
When choosing between two evils, chooses both the pessimist.
All complain about the lack of money, but the lack of mind - no one.
Who has no children, educate them well.
It is better to die of laughter than fear.
Experience - is a word that people call their mistakes.
Gray hair - a sign of old age, not of wisdom.
Aging, one sees less, but more.