Kak me loaders diluted

 - With Mayorov on the avant-garde? nivapros, three hundred rubles.
I specify
 - Auntie! exactly three hundred?
 - Pfff, you Che? man? Yes, we remember what honor and cherish it ...!
 - Well ... persuaded only just say, prepayments will not give.
 - Not because I do not believe you ... just I do not want to change his principles ...
 - And we do not need - is responsible tetka - after the ferry you will be given a check ... and you trade them money.
Said - done, order transportation in the morning.
At 9 am, like a bayonet, the door bell
 - Who tama?
 - That's us, cheerful and sober loaders.
Sunset Four brave guys, look there ... here ...
and begin.
 - The owner ... this ... here there is so much of boxes and furniture, two trips to do
 - Why? all fit and so
 - There is not fit, we have a diamond eye ... it's here, it's still there ... wardrobe
I find it funny.
 - Guys ... I am a great tetrisist not pissing, we shove.
 - Wait a wardrobe I amb ... two and a closet converted into six boards and six shelves.
The boys frowned ...
thinking
 - Anyway - said a senior - must pay.
Just like that, not vypendrivayas.
 - How many?
 - Two hundred, each half a ruble
I scratched my head ...
 - Guys, it's like something is not right.
 - So let's.
Gingerbread - you ship quickly, clearly, without any decorations, and I will top 400 rubles, ie, by Sotq brother.
Whip - drop box? minus 50, a broken door, minus 50, broke a vase, again minus 50.
 - If you rub me, you are a pro, do everything quickly and efficiently - you clean in the black.
 - Good! Wait, we all as will transport ...
 - Yeah, but first, if we do not sign this is?
And I pounced agreement between me and them, with these same conditions.
He scratched his head, scratched his balls ... and signed.
We hit on his hands.
summed up in a new apartment ...
four boxes fell
stool was left without a leg
a chair without a back
and a mirror on the dressing table in the trash
300 I give, I receive a check.
I give 50, - keep the guys, do not deny yourself anything.
 - Not human beings like that ... - senior grinding his teeth.
 - The contract has a contract - I object.
 - We, the peasants did not ape the trail. whatever ... having given word is composted brains ...
They climbed into the car ...
 - By the way - I say cage - give me a knife that you steal from the poor actor ...
He spat in the hearts of my feet, pulled a kitchen knife out of my glove compartment ... and they left.
and I began to start repair ...

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