How to get your gift, if friends assholes?

The fact that my birthday a day of peace, labor, and May 1st.
And according to this friend decided to congratulate me. Facilitate their task, and I chose the money (instead of the prize), and the merry assholes decided that there is nothing to relax and give a paper envelope and come up with your "envelope", his mother.
The situation is that in money and they should not suffer.
PS guys already neighing and was told that they had the idea to put the ashes of the paper and absent from all babosy.
As the fastest to solve this? Hacksaw not offer, I tried this stalyugu at least 3 hours of leave.

Will 3 photo.





2nd photo of the "miracle»



Exact same crap, but from the other side ...



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