Thai menu (19 photos)

In one of the last days of stay in Thailand had a chance to visit the bar "Elephant" near the hotel. This restaurant has decided to show off, and catching
trend growing popularity of Thai spas among Russian, translated the menu from English to Russian. Fragments that
they did are listed below:





Fish Mystery!
COD! I'm afraid to imagine what the acronym stands for. Moreover, I was afraid to try this dish.

"Classname" programmer tickled my nerves, but the order I again abstained.

«They do not know what the fuck a quarter pound is. They call it a royale with cheese. »©



Here the situation is even more strange. bifburger they wrote latinnitsey, cheeseburger - transliterated. They are Buddhists, it is difficult to understand. Or
be it because they are separated meat from milk, according to an entirely different tradition? :)

Was the idea to try it here:



But then I remembered that you call a boat ... In general, I did not dare
spoil his character and the more karma. In general, in the title of this
dishes are not enough places. "What brought you to me, a thousand devils?" - "Roast, ham!»

Then a lot of text. We make it clear that in preparing this
institution so myself ... Mostly homemade food comes the beef.
However, given that the word is written with a capital letter can be
such a person was. In general, if you are not sure that you love
French Fries - it is hardly a dish to order.



But there is one "but"! Only here! Only today! Along with the meal you get chips!

Drinks. In my opinion, simply gorgeous. Orange juice - out of competition
(I wonder what it is made of ... Wilt from gouache?) on his heels
Tandem comes from coffee and fresh coffee. Agree, it is not clear which one is ordered.



But the evening would not have been on holiday like if we did not offer
coca cola :)

Toast. I think the right thing. Food should be healthy, from the ingredients, ending with the name.



Cheers, toilet right :)

The sticky ribs. WHe ... From this point it becomes clear that for
Translation is not just used by PROMT, but also some specific
set of dictionaries :)



Ribs - they do who are you? However, it does not matter. The taste was so
Me, harsh. Until now, the best bbq ribs I've eaten in Texas. All
the rest - a pathetic parody.

Banks shrimp. Something begins to peep through the jet shroud translation :)



And that's what spring roll - I do not know. Maybe just the aggravation? Or vitamin deficiency ...

Then there is poetry. Lermontov ...



Dramstiks fried chicken in bredkrambs
And there three times cranked up their weapons ...

Or is it closer to the Homeric syllable? I do not understand ...

Come on. From Lermontov move closer to Byron, cousin Michal Juric, or even Burns - Scotland.



Thus here, easily. We prove that under the kilts something to eat! I will say
Honestly, I would not become a book - except taking pre
Scotch pint :)

Going further north, in the country of Hans Christian Andersen. Only he
the king was naked, and we have - and even battered. However, that only
fairy tales do not happen. Sesame, your mother!



Read and be honest, what picture arises before your eyes when you hear the "warm baby potatoes»?



And would you have it? :)

Again problems with punctuation. It is clear that the comma after
the words «Pizza» totally inappropriate. The rest of the dish to this
no complaints. Not otbenzinish - do not sing. The main thing - we have a choice!
It's a free country.



Then there are two recipes of cooking. Housekeeping tip:



Do not forget to add salt and pepper. To taste.



And add the soy sauce. You can bring to the table! The main thing - be sure to carefully lift a :)

If earlier, it was mainly had problems with punctuation, now on
face flaws in spelling. "Serve" - ​​what is it like to not be ashamed?
These delicious spicy mussels fresh from the earthen pot - and "to serve».
Ay-ay-ay!



Here I have a question for linguists:



Pie - a noun or a verb in the imperative?
However, taking all the same I will not. Vegetables - some mashed ...

WHe ... again :)



Have you heard? Obyagnites immediately! And then come CHOP and vegetables namnet you :)

Another recipe.



Respect is very stylish writing. Rock-n-roll :: Roast-n-remember. There's something about it!