Star resume to get a Russian passport

Funny resume the world-famous stars, if they, too, like Gerard Depardieu wanted to get Russian citizenship;) Great trolling.

For example, Arnold Schwarzenegger may also want to live in Russia
and willing to work for the good of our country :)
Contribution: police captain Ivan Danko in "Red heat." Personal example for millions.
Employment: the mayor of Moscow.





Alain Delon
Contribution: do not drink cologne. He played in the film "Tehran-43" and "Happy New Year, Mom!»,
both times - the central dream of Russian women.
Employment: the reality show "Marry Alain Delon" on the federal TV channel.



Ralph Fiennes
Contribution: Eugene Onegin in "Onegin", a rare quality for the adaptation of Russian abroad - especially poetry - text.
Employment: is already preparing for the role in the Russian film "A Month in the Country", but in general,
Turgenev, there are other stories, each as if specially written for Fiennes.



Keira Knightley
Contribution: Anna Karenina in "Anna Karenina" and Lara in "Doctor Zhivago" - for such immediately give two passports without any hesitation.
Employment: Katyusha Maslova in the new film adaptation of Tolstoy's "Resurrection».



Bruce Willis
Contribution: many times saving the planet for that long ago earned the passport of any state at all.
Judging by the trailer of the fifth "Die Hard," this February will save from destruction has directly to Moscow.
Employment: the new defense minister.



Helen Mirren
Contribution: Lidia nee Elena Mironova, so Russian citizenship only to restore historical justice.
Serious, plus - the role of Sophia Andreevna Tolstoy, the main wives of Russian literature.
Employment: on the Russian throne, too, is Elizabeth.



James Cameron
Contribution: thanks to "Titanic" on the bathyscaphe "Peace" and the research vessel "Akademik Mstislav Keldysh" any moviegoer knows.
And thanks to "Avatar" - the immortal Yakut epic "Olonkho».
Employment: Research work on the consolidation of the Russian Arctic continental shelf borders.



Natalie Portman
Contribution: the popularization of "Swan Lake" and classical traditions of Russian Ballet in "Black Swan."
And Queen Amidala - is clearly our man.
Employment: prima ballerina of the Bolshoi Theater.



Malcolm McDowell
Contribution: kill the king in "regicide" in the old days he would have for it also gave the Hero. But now, rather,
I remember about Prince Bolkonsky in the TV version of "War and Peace».
Employment: episodic play "heinous" as in all films launched in Russia.



Tom Cruise
Contribution: he escaped from prison in Moscow, proved that was not involved in the explosion of the Kremlin and the Russian security services helped in every way
in the prevention of nuclear war ("Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol»).
Employment: together with the same Mashkov will play in the "Piranha 2", only now Mashkov will be the coolest.



Milla Jovovich
Contribution: the carrier of the Russian language in the pragmatic world of Hollywood. In addition, as we know now, "Umbrella" is located near the Kamchatka.
Employment: "Freaks 2" or anything else from Timur Bekmambetov, with the support of Channel One.



Woody Allen
Contribution: the film "Love and Death", a parody of the classic Russian novels, made with a deep and genuine knowledge of the original.
Chekhov notes and quotes from Dostoyevsky felt in other paintings of the great director.
Employment: will shoot a film, the effect of which will unfold within the Golden Ring.



Harrison Ford
Contribution: the captain of the submarine "K-19" Aleksey Vostrikovs and generally dashing man on all counts.
Career: Played in Russian cinema Russian president.