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How to survive in an American prison?
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This manual developed by a group of independent analysts based on the view more than a hundred films on the order and morals in American prisons.
So ...
INTRODUCTION.
Living in any of the States, being a law-abiding citizen of it, in advance prepare for his release. It is inevitable. Moreover, the speed of your landing and the period of his release is directly proportional to your zakonoposlushnosi.
That is: the crystal you are honest and decent than carefully follow American laws, the sooner and for a longer period you will plant.
The prosecution, of course, is false, fabricated by corrupt law enforcement. That is, you will certainly framed, because you are a carrier of any secrets or simply prevent their decency mired in corruption to the authorities.
NOTE.
As for special mention honest police (former and current), security officers, lawyers or any other non-corrupt and often in the civil service of citizens. However, even if you are a housewife male prison you all
the same can not be avoided. Humble.
JUDICIAL FORMALITIES.
The court in the face of an elderly black man or corrupt the young, but not least corrupt (or working for a corrupt intelligence services) of the white man is sure to solder your term to the fullest. The average period for the innocent people in the United States is usually from 20 years to life imprisonment, depending on the severity of the offense (ie what exactly you sew). Practice
shows that you are likely to make a killer, throwing to the crime scene weapon with your fingerprints and lure you to this place exactly to the arrival of the police, or if corrupt authorities want to hone their skills, will hold a subtle game - you will make a serial maniac or spy stole state secrets.
PRISON.
Once finally in a place of detention, you finally realize that you have no way out: from this prison (as is any prison of any state of the United States) still no one has ever escaped - it is simply impossible.
NOTE. [NEXT]
Do not despair. You will be the first who will succeed.
Some subtleties.
a) The warden is corrupt.
b) His subordinates are corrupt.
c) In prison (all in the United States) held
underground gladiatorial combat, to which certainly
and as soon as possible and you will become.
NOTE.
Should not be afraid. You unexpectedly find,
that you are a champion of any power of martial arts,
has a wealth of a fighting practice, simply still on
This is not suspected. But, in turn, on your
ability is well aware of the corrupt chief of
prison.
OPTION.
The chief does not know, but it turns out in the course of your
his release, when you put a pair of fine strokes
completely cut down the hefty, shaven bald black man about
120 kg weight.
NOTE.
Usually this happens in the prison laundry. Negro
attack you there for your own convenience, because it
Laundry in you gaining credibility would be handy
dip your head against heathens shaved into a vat of boiling water or
drop it from a height of ten-a pile svezhestirannogo
linen.
Needless to say that the incident will be immediately
reported the corrupt warden to his
complete satisfaction.
PROPOSAL.
Now you will immediately cause the warden and become
hard to persuade to take part in illegal fights
without rules.
Behaviors.
a) To accept the offer immediately.
b) for the broken sight, then accept the offer.
NOTE.
Option "b" seemingly counterproductive - but he
the more interesting, so it is better to resort to it.
Having the option "b", get ready - you soon will
Breaking physically and psychologically.
POSSIBLE ACTIONS:
You sat in a double camera to a huge
150-pound black man with a shaved bald on the head, which
you when you try hitting on you simply break all the bones.
An attempt that he would take immediately, in the first
Looking for a second. To kill a Negro - worry about anything.
His body immediately will make corrupt guards,
who watched your struggle. They will report
corrupt warden that his assumption
It turned out to be true and you - Fighter.
Exercise yard.
Such is an essential feature of every
self-respecting American prisons and is
a huge, fenced metal mesh field of
the periphery of which there are simulators required for
pumping muscles. Along the perimeter are armed with carbines,
corrupt guards.
FEATURES.
Be sure to have multiple complying voruzhenny
neutral, mutually hostile groups. As a rule,
One of them consists of a choice, shaven bald blacks from
120 to 150 kg inflated muscle. The second group
- From the shaven bald white about the same weight, body
which head to toe covered with menacing tattoos.
For some members of the white group tattooed themselves
head. Some possible: the presence of a mustache, beard or mustache and
beards - combined.
The remaining groups are few and worthy
opponents are not for you, so pay them
attention should not be.
NOTE.
Gangs may be racially mixed.
ACTION.
Just indicate their neutrality and independence - something
there, bored to stand aside; in this case because under
narrowed eyelids keep a watchful eye on the movements shaved strokes
on the site. After a while, some of the gangs send
six for the purpose of your probe. Do not be afraid: this Shesterikov,
as a rule, it does not weigh more than 60 kg and you quickly, without much
Labor discourage his liver and other vital organs.
NOTE.
It is best to do this movement while economical, but
beautiful. Do not forget that your actions are watching
members of the two gangs.
IMPLICATIONS.
No.
1. Gangs are beginning to respect and be afraid of you, though
I mean shout to your address empty threats like: "You're dead!».
Do not focus on what is happening values - a formality or,
rather - a ritual.
2. The guards immediately report to the Chief
prison, that you soldier. However, he himself watched your
acts secretly, slightly parted the blinds on the windows of his
cabinet.
Thus, all satisfied.
Snitches.
Those in American prisons, there are two most
common characteristic facial features:
1. Old gaunt black man with a life sentence
imprisonment. He is terminally ill; weight of about 45-50
kg. Not a fighter. Hacking coughs, he loves rasskazyvat of their
grandchildren.
2. Young smart white with a life sentence
detention; not adjacent to any of the groups.
Informers usually work as cleaners, have the freedom
displacements. There may be thoroughly thought-out plan of escape,
which eventually will share with you - to you it is most needed; especially
they - still die.
NOTE.
Both of these prisoners will become your friends. One of
them - honest fellow, but you do not know - who. But,
the end of hostilities, both are bound to be dead.
NOTE 2.
Before his death, bleeding snitch will repent
in front of you of your sins, ask forgiveness for
treachery; you will not be ashamed of his tears - on
In fact, he a good guy, and he was forced to become an informer
a corrupt warden. Squealer was not to blame and you
You must forgive him.
But other cleaner would be killed long before that - friendship
with you and in order to intimidate you.
Cooler.
It is very likely that at some point the warden
decides to put you in solitary confinement. The goal: to break your spirit,
force him to confess that you - Fighter. In this case you will
in every way to annoy, to try to spoil the mood to
make the stay less enjoyable in the cooler.
Technical implementation.
1. Corrupt guards would include bright
light. Goal: do not give you sleep.
2. The camera will be flooded with cold water. Target: same,
in the first case.
3. will periodically come to the camera and beat you
truncheons on his kidneys. Purpose: The same.
NOTE.
Do not be afraid. The beat will be slightly because you
they need for fighting.
VERDICT.
Everything is fine. Sleep you, of course, will not give, but
Tempering morale. Besides, now you put in solitary confinement
stop, knowing it was useless. You are a fighter. You are not
break.
ENTERTAINMENT.
From time to time, out of boredom you can afford
make some liberties, such as:
1. maim someone from prison at the slightest attempt
hitting on you, or without it.
2. to fight without protection whatsoever unpleasant
the consequences for himself.
3. Talk to the warden rough. Tease
it, arguing that still will not take part in the
battles.
REPRESSION.
None. You can do what you like, and you do nothing for
it will not. A soldier and you are under the protection of
warden.
BOI.
There are two main options and their venues:
a) the prison yard. There are all corrupt
employees plus some invited. Made
rates.
b) off-site locations (arena, with tables
drink for invited guests. Present
of uncertain age, beauty and occupation ladies in fur coats
and jewelry, which enthusiastically scream at crunch
bones and cervical vertebrae gladiators).
Your behavior.
Do not be afraid. You are the winner. Fight until half-heartedly;
be aware that you will be the final battle with the 200-pound
scumbag, who for ten years mercilessly killing everyone,
with whom he communicated to fight. Having finished with the next
rival and politely bow to the audience. Ignore
Requirements ecstatic ladies finish defeated
your fighters. You mentioned that. Your goal - invincible
200-pound carcass.
Final fight.
First, you need to beat yourself. The more you
beaten, the worse will be your answer. Endure.
An ideal option.
Wait from missed punches you fully
disoriented in space and time. You do not have
see nothing - nothing but vague shadows. You must
substituted enemy as possible. When not
will force the head is humming like a bell, and his eyes
zastelet bloody veil - you know: it's time!
Reprisal.
Beat him:
a) hands.
b) Nogami.
c) Making undercuts.
d) bouncing and crashing on him all the weight of his
body, concentrating it in the coccyx.
d) Be creative, invent new tricks right during
bout. Do not hesitate and nothing do not limit yourself.
In short, it's yours. Do not let him get away from the arena.
Check out the best sharp fractured cervical vertebrae.
NEXT.
Killing scumbags: straightened, straighten shoulders and find
look corrupt warden. Enjoy
the fear in his eyes. Slowly raise your hand and sending a
his side of the index finger, clearly, with ominous
intonations say: "You're next!».
FINAL.
With these words of your prisoners should decide to
rebellion and escape. You instantly become the unquestioned
authority and the two gangs await your command,
to execute judgment on the corrupt warden,
corrupt guards and corrupt guests.
And you give her ...
In order to save your time, we omit many
minor details. We hope that the old
prepared you outlined, and finally got into
US prison, largely orient you already own.
Goodbye and good to you stints!
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So ...
INTRODUCTION.
Living in any of the States, being a law-abiding citizen of it, in advance prepare for his release. It is inevitable. Moreover, the speed of your landing and the period of his release is directly proportional to your zakonoposlushnosi.
That is: the crystal you are honest and decent than carefully follow American laws, the sooner and for a longer period you will plant.
The prosecution, of course, is false, fabricated by corrupt law enforcement. That is, you will certainly framed, because you are a carrier of any secrets or simply prevent their decency mired in corruption to the authorities.
NOTE.
As for special mention honest police (former and current), security officers, lawyers or any other non-corrupt and often in the civil service of citizens. However, even if you are a housewife male prison you all
the same can not be avoided. Humble.
JUDICIAL FORMALITIES.
The court in the face of an elderly black man or corrupt the young, but not least corrupt (or working for a corrupt intelligence services) of the white man is sure to solder your term to the fullest. The average period for the innocent people in the United States is usually from 20 years to life imprisonment, depending on the severity of the offense (ie what exactly you sew). Practice
shows that you are likely to make a killer, throwing to the crime scene weapon with your fingerprints and lure you to this place exactly to the arrival of the police, or if corrupt authorities want to hone their skills, will hold a subtle game - you will make a serial maniac or spy stole state secrets.
PRISON.
Once finally in a place of detention, you finally realize that you have no way out: from this prison (as is any prison of any state of the United States) still no one has ever escaped - it is simply impossible.
NOTE. [NEXT]
Do not despair. You will be the first who will succeed.
Some subtleties.
a) The warden is corrupt.
b) His subordinates are corrupt.
c) In prison (all in the United States) held
underground gladiatorial combat, to which certainly
and as soon as possible and you will become.
NOTE.
Should not be afraid. You unexpectedly find,
that you are a champion of any power of martial arts,
has a wealth of a fighting practice, simply still on
This is not suspected. But, in turn, on your
ability is well aware of the corrupt chief of
prison.
OPTION.
The chief does not know, but it turns out in the course of your
his release, when you put a pair of fine strokes
completely cut down the hefty, shaven bald black man about
120 kg weight.
NOTE.
Usually this happens in the prison laundry. Negro
attack you there for your own convenience, because it
Laundry in you gaining credibility would be handy
dip your head against heathens shaved into a vat of boiling water or
drop it from a height of ten-a pile svezhestirannogo
linen.
Needless to say that the incident will be immediately
reported the corrupt warden to his
complete satisfaction.
PROPOSAL.
Now you will immediately cause the warden and become
hard to persuade to take part in illegal fights
without rules.
Behaviors.
a) To accept the offer immediately.
b) for the broken sight, then accept the offer.
NOTE.
Option "b" seemingly counterproductive - but he
the more interesting, so it is better to resort to it.
Having the option "b", get ready - you soon will
Breaking physically and psychologically.
POSSIBLE ACTIONS:
You sat in a double camera to a huge
150-pound black man with a shaved bald on the head, which
you when you try hitting on you simply break all the bones.
An attempt that he would take immediately, in the first
Looking for a second. To kill a Negro - worry about anything.
His body immediately will make corrupt guards,
who watched your struggle. They will report
corrupt warden that his assumption
It turned out to be true and you - Fighter.
Exercise yard.
Such is an essential feature of every
self-respecting American prisons and is
a huge, fenced metal mesh field of
the periphery of which there are simulators required for
pumping muscles. Along the perimeter are armed with carbines,
corrupt guards.
FEATURES.
Be sure to have multiple complying voruzhenny
neutral, mutually hostile groups. As a rule,
One of them consists of a choice, shaven bald blacks from
120 to 150 kg inflated muscle. The second group
- From the shaven bald white about the same weight, body
which head to toe covered with menacing tattoos.
For some members of the white group tattooed themselves
head. Some possible: the presence of a mustache, beard or mustache and
beards - combined.
The remaining groups are few and worthy
opponents are not for you, so pay them
attention should not be.
NOTE.
Gangs may be racially mixed.
ACTION.
Just indicate their neutrality and independence - something
there, bored to stand aside; in this case because under
narrowed eyelids keep a watchful eye on the movements shaved strokes
on the site. After a while, some of the gangs send
six for the purpose of your probe. Do not be afraid: this Shesterikov,
as a rule, it does not weigh more than 60 kg and you quickly, without much
Labor discourage his liver and other vital organs.
NOTE.
It is best to do this movement while economical, but
beautiful. Do not forget that your actions are watching
members of the two gangs.
IMPLICATIONS.
No.
1. Gangs are beginning to respect and be afraid of you, though
I mean shout to your address empty threats like: "You're dead!».
Do not focus on what is happening values - a formality or,
rather - a ritual.
2. The guards immediately report to the Chief
prison, that you soldier. However, he himself watched your
acts secretly, slightly parted the blinds on the windows of his
cabinet.
Thus, all satisfied.
Snitches.
Those in American prisons, there are two most
common characteristic facial features:
1. Old gaunt black man with a life sentence
imprisonment. He is terminally ill; weight of about 45-50
kg. Not a fighter. Hacking coughs, he loves rasskazyvat of their
grandchildren.
2. Young smart white with a life sentence
detention; not adjacent to any of the groups.
Informers usually work as cleaners, have the freedom
displacements. There may be thoroughly thought-out plan of escape,
which eventually will share with you - to you it is most needed; especially
they - still die.
NOTE.
Both of these prisoners will become your friends. One of
them - honest fellow, but you do not know - who. But,
the end of hostilities, both are bound to be dead.
NOTE 2.
Before his death, bleeding snitch will repent
in front of you of your sins, ask forgiveness for
treachery; you will not be ashamed of his tears - on
In fact, he a good guy, and he was forced to become an informer
a corrupt warden. Squealer was not to blame and you
You must forgive him.
But other cleaner would be killed long before that - friendship
with you and in order to intimidate you.
Cooler.
It is very likely that at some point the warden
decides to put you in solitary confinement. The goal: to break your spirit,
force him to confess that you - Fighter. In this case you will
in every way to annoy, to try to spoil the mood to
make the stay less enjoyable in the cooler.
Technical implementation.
1. Corrupt guards would include bright
light. Goal: do not give you sleep.
2. The camera will be flooded with cold water. Target: same,
in the first case.
3. will periodically come to the camera and beat you
truncheons on his kidneys. Purpose: The same.
NOTE.
Do not be afraid. The beat will be slightly because you
they need for fighting.
VERDICT.
Everything is fine. Sleep you, of course, will not give, but
Tempering morale. Besides, now you put in solitary confinement
stop, knowing it was useless. You are a fighter. You are not
break.
ENTERTAINMENT.
From time to time, out of boredom you can afford
make some liberties, such as:
1. maim someone from prison at the slightest attempt
hitting on you, or without it.
2. to fight without protection whatsoever unpleasant
the consequences for himself.
3. Talk to the warden rough. Tease
it, arguing that still will not take part in the
battles.
REPRESSION.
None. You can do what you like, and you do nothing for
it will not. A soldier and you are under the protection of
warden.
BOI.
There are two main options and their venues:
a) the prison yard. There are all corrupt
employees plus some invited. Made
rates.
b) off-site locations (arena, with tables
drink for invited guests. Present
of uncertain age, beauty and occupation ladies in fur coats
and jewelry, which enthusiastically scream at crunch
bones and cervical vertebrae gladiators).
Your behavior.
Do not be afraid. You are the winner. Fight until half-heartedly;
be aware that you will be the final battle with the 200-pound
scumbag, who for ten years mercilessly killing everyone,
with whom he communicated to fight. Having finished with the next
rival and politely bow to the audience. Ignore
Requirements ecstatic ladies finish defeated
your fighters. You mentioned that. Your goal - invincible
200-pound carcass.
Final fight.
First, you need to beat yourself. The more you
beaten, the worse will be your answer. Endure.
An ideal option.
Wait from missed punches you fully
disoriented in space and time. You do not have
see nothing - nothing but vague shadows. You must
substituted enemy as possible. When not
will force the head is humming like a bell, and his eyes
zastelet bloody veil - you know: it's time!
Reprisal.
Beat him:
a) hands.
b) Nogami.
c) Making undercuts.
d) bouncing and crashing on him all the weight of his
body, concentrating it in the coccyx.
d) Be creative, invent new tricks right during
bout. Do not hesitate and nothing do not limit yourself.
In short, it's yours. Do not let him get away from the arena.
Check out the best sharp fractured cervical vertebrae.
NEXT.
Killing scumbags: straightened, straighten shoulders and find
look corrupt warden. Enjoy
the fear in his eyes. Slowly raise your hand and sending a
his side of the index finger, clearly, with ominous
intonations say: "You're next!».
FINAL.
With these words of your prisoners should decide to
rebellion and escape. You instantly become the unquestioned
authority and the two gangs await your command,
to execute judgment on the corrupt warden,
corrupt guards and corrupt guests.
And you give her ...
In order to save your time, we omit many
minor details. We hope that the old
prepared you outlined, and finally got into
US prison, largely orient you already own.
Goodbye and good to you stints!
© pizhzheno
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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