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Variations on the theme: people with a legal background watching television. So, catch phrase of domestic cartoons and films for children in terms of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation
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"Blue Puppy»
 - "Blue, blue, do not want to play with you»
Article 136, Part 1: "Discrimination, that is a violation of rights, freedoms and legitimate interests of the person depending on his convictions, membership of public associations or any social groups»





"Guest from the Future»
 - "Do you want" Zhiguli "? Can you imagine such a small, and only "Zhiguli"!
Article 150, Part 1: "The involvement of a minor in the commission of a crime through promises"



"Welcome, or No Trespassing & quot;
 - "You are important to the liquid overlap. The most liquid force »
Article 151, Part 1: "The involvement of a minor in the systematic use of alcoholic beverages»



"Mowgli»
 - "Go away, singed cat!»
Article 245: "Cruelty to animals»



"A pot of porridge»
 - "Pot, boil!»
Article 228.1: "The illegal production of narcotic drugs, psychotropic substances or their analogues»



"The Adventures of Captain Vrungel»
 - "We Bandito - gangsterito»
Article 209, Part 1: "Banditry. Creation of a stable armed group (band) for the purpose of attacking citizens or organizations »



"The Adventures of Baron Munchausen»
 - "There will be ... kebab you will !!»
Article 119, Part 1: "The threat to kill or cause grievous bodily harm, if there is reason to fear the realization of this threat»



"Three of the Buttermilk»
 - "Urrra! Zarrrabotalo! »
Article 273: "The creation and use of malicious computer programs»



"The investigation lead balls»
 - "The elephant - bad! Help - haroshy! »
Article 327, Part 1: "Fake of certificate or other official document giving the rights or releasing from duties»



"Hedgehog in the Fog»
 - "I wonder how the horse in the mist?»
Article 125: "Knowingly leaving without the aid of a person in a life-threatening or health»



"Winnie the Pooh»
 - "And the entrance and exits!»
Article 132: "Sexual assault»



"As the lion and the turtle sang a song»
 - "And now I have to drive a large tortoise!»
Article 172.2 .: "The use of slave labor»



"The flying ship»
 - "I'll stairs, you tell me - the crown.»
Article 159, Part 1: "Fraud, that is buying another property by deception or abuse of trust»



"Carlson, who lives on the roof»
 - "Give me the bun!»
Article 163, Part 1: "Extortion, that is, the requirement of transmission of another's property under the threat of violence»

 - "Oh, I'm the most patient person in the world ... What do you stand, you promised me to be the natural mother!»
Article 124: "Failure to render aid to the patient»

 - "Never mind, it's something everyday!»
Article 121: "The infection of another person with a venereal disease by a person who knew that he had this disease»



"Bobby is visiting Barbosa»
 - Where's Grandpa is sleeping?
 - Yes, right there in the hallway. On the mat. And if you do not listen, so I had a broom!
Article 117, part 2, paragraph D: "Torture in respect of a person known to the perpetrator in a helpless state»



"Cat House»
 - "That's the Cat's house collapsed. Pogorelov with everything good »
Article 219 "Violation of the rules of fire safety»



"The Adventures of domovenka»
 - Oh, right uncle on his head ...
 - Nothing! Will shake - then go!
Article 213: "Hooliganism»



"The Adventures of Pinocchio»
 - "Carry your money, otherwise there will be trouble!»
Article 290, Part 1: "Taking a bribe for the overall patronage or connivance of Service»



"Last year's snow was falling»
 - "What a nice rug! .. Was ...»
Article 168: "The destruction of or damage to property by negligence»



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