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Around the sandbox: Who is who
In the life of every young parent has a duty that has to serve every day, even in the weather, which is a normal dog nose in the street does not puts out. The choice is limited: or cute baby detonate kitchen and razrisuy wallpaper, or splash out their energy on the street.
Who are our allies to fulfill parental duty on the playground?
Skinny girl in heels
Distinctive features of this mother - light weight, lean back and heels. In severe cases, it boots made of suede, and in them, she climbs into the sandbox, to stick to its crumb kulichiki.
The rest of her that often wonder: can a skinny girl in high heels quickly run to his child, to catch him if he will decide to, say, a fall from a roller coaster? Or explore the homeless of dog? Apparently, it all depends on the stability of the heel and agile girl.
Skinny girl in heels interact strongly with their own kind - pop for hours without plugging. Sometimes they laugh knowingly. Then it seems that they laugh at your colon stern faulty laying and old sneakers.
Mother with telephone
She comes to the playground, pushing a stroller with one hand - in the second she squeezed the phone. If you need to roll the stroller definitely two hands - or shoulder presses the phone uses the headset.
Releasing their child to freedom, she sits down on a bench and continues to speak, looking off into the distance while her offspring of consuming other people's toys, throws sand and pushes the small fry. When the mother with the phone finally notices that her child dropped the couple of strangers, and trampled on them in order to rob the machine, it runs disassemble, releasing the tube from his hands and without interrupting the conversation. As an educational measure, it just drags your child on the heels meters and releases into the wild.
Mother with beer
It comes with a bag of toys, he pours them into the sandbox and considers its mission with respect to the offspring made. Few people did not raise a hand to condemn the girl who drinks beer right on the playground with swings Tyrke dull "Kutch-Kutch" - maybe her life so exhausted that you need to relax next to the slide and sandbox?
Periodically girl lights cleverly defining the direction of the wind, so that the smoke does not bore her litter, and you and your children. Typically, while it deals with childless / pregnant / girlfriend drunk and loud employs indecent words. Make her remark can be. Only useless.
Mom same age
It seems that the extent of its tortured growing exponentially depending on the age of the youngest child. Apogee is achieved when it begins to move independently, and they are with senior scatter in different directions. Mummy same age you learn on the silent question in the eyes of the "catch the first one?" And the full uncontrollability of the children.
It will tell you about his birth, about how the accident flew for the second time, and on abortion as a spirit is not enough, as she had a sip of the first-born. It is capable of disbosom hours because so tired of communicating with their crumbs, which welcomes the opportunity to talk even with someone for whom there is no diapers.
Women with twins
The one that is younger, has the characteristic circles under the eyes - this is obviously the mother. The one older - my grandmother. Both aunts always go a couple of busy and mostly catching twins in different corners of the platform, so their system is completely closed and does not need a flow of information from the outside.
Mom glamorous girls
At the playground necessarily has its own glamor girl. And usually, and not just one. Pretty Princess comes to the paddock dressed, her shoes are equipped with red flashing lights, and clothes elaborately combined shades of purple and pink. Miss Piggy nervously smoking in the corner of envy, because to her glamorous girl away.
Mother glamor girl looks disgusting to well - as if just out of the office and hopped into your sandbox for a moment between meetings with business partners. Sometimes Mom glamorous girl in combination is the woman with the phone. Then she goes behind his treasure and continuously mumbling into the phone.
Mom with a camera
Mom with a camera (not to be confused with ordinary matter, decided to once every hundred years to capture their child on a background of a fountain on a mobile phone or tsifromylnitsu!) Watching their crumbs through the viewfinder of any photographic "fools" the size of the cut Kalashnikov rifle. She spends the whole trip in search of a great shot, and it otdressirovanny child dutifully takes postures and making facial expression. He has learned that if my mother grabbed my camera - you need stopping when ordered to, and then it will be worse.
On the street, this woman came, in fact, shoot. Because light / good by nature, not because children need fresh air. Because the lens does not always adequately assess the distance to your child, and sometimes does not have time to catch him when he was off somewhere or somewhere flies. However, at this moment on her face clearly readable throwing - take a picture of the child during the flight and still catch it?
The ideal mother
Sometimes it seems that it was fully prepared already when pee in a jar to dip to test for pregnancy. She walks all over and is engaged with his grit early development. It is always the weather and comfortable wearing. She always all too too developed child absorbing too much fresh air is too patient, loving, her perfect order at home ... She's what you'd like to be. She never annoying and does not use violence. It distracts attention switches, offers to change and does not allow her child throws sand (though it is never the child throws sand). She obviously enjoys everything from boring "Kutch-Kutch" and ending with a handwritten modeling kulichiki that I want to strangle her. To avoid complexes on its background.
I have not played enough in his childhood mother
At first glance, it may seem ideal. But a more careful observation shows that it is busy with sand, playing catch-up and collects sticks and trash, sometimes forgetting about the child. Be sure - toys in her house through the roof. And she picks them, in fact, for myself.
Mother viper
The most relaxed woman on the court. Her most recent child wear a hat in the fall and spring of the first to come for a walk with her head uncovered (and then will give a bad example of running around without a cap all the other children of the more timid mother certainly wish her diarrhea). Mother viper would never pulled on a crumb winter jumpsuit in 14 degrees heat. She calmly looks at the fact that her little one sat on the sand, wandering through the puddles, or fell into the mud - be sure to baby waterproof trousers and rubber boots. If the child gets dirty, she said philosophically: "machine washable, so do not be afraid».
Mother viper quite concerned about a series of "on the ass jumped pryschichek" and tries not to enter into communication with their mothers other subtypes unless absolutely necessary. Her motto is - common sense. It gives much to talk the girls skinny heels.
Tender girl with mladenchikom
It is unclear why it is hard coming to the playground with his wheelchair-kulechkom in the cradle? It is clear that she wants to team and communication. But a gentle girl with so much mladenchikom winces when older children screaming or running around her, so afraid that some ordinary woman with the phone woke her krovinochku that I want to give them a set of krovinochku ear plugs.
Minded Group
This is a vicious close-knit team of 2-5 mothers, when you look at where it is clear - they are together since the women's clinic. Distinctive features Minded: children of the same age, the movement is strictly group, mutual assistance and cover for each other when needed to run to the store to share diapers or wet cloth to catch someone else's litter a hill.
They call up before you go for a walk, and in the course of all events in each other's lives. If one of them becomes pregnant again, she was terribly upset because of what is now the schedule of her life will no longer coincide with the schedule of the group Minded. Those, in turn, may become pregnant simply out of solidarity with the "flown».
Babysitting
Nurse a convenient form of clothes - it was the first at the site wear a hat in her comfortable shoes and a warm jacket. After all, much easier marinated ward three hours outdoors, so he then slept normally, rather than read, draw, play-at-home educational games.
Since the nurse completely obscures the eye maternal love, it is time to glance at the surrounding eloquently moms who only engaged in that act nepedagogichno.
© Mary Skatova
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Who are our allies to fulfill parental duty on the playground?
Skinny girl in heels
Distinctive features of this mother - light weight, lean back and heels. In severe cases, it boots made of suede, and in them, she climbs into the sandbox, to stick to its crumb kulichiki.
The rest of her that often wonder: can a skinny girl in high heels quickly run to his child, to catch him if he will decide to, say, a fall from a roller coaster? Or explore the homeless of dog? Apparently, it all depends on the stability of the heel and agile girl.
Skinny girl in heels interact strongly with their own kind - pop for hours without plugging. Sometimes they laugh knowingly. Then it seems that they laugh at your colon stern faulty laying and old sneakers.
Mother with telephone
She comes to the playground, pushing a stroller with one hand - in the second she squeezed the phone. If you need to roll the stroller definitely two hands - or shoulder presses the phone uses the headset.
Releasing their child to freedom, she sits down on a bench and continues to speak, looking off into the distance while her offspring of consuming other people's toys, throws sand and pushes the small fry. When the mother with the phone finally notices that her child dropped the couple of strangers, and trampled on them in order to rob the machine, it runs disassemble, releasing the tube from his hands and without interrupting the conversation. As an educational measure, it just drags your child on the heels meters and releases into the wild.
Mother with beer
It comes with a bag of toys, he pours them into the sandbox and considers its mission with respect to the offspring made. Few people did not raise a hand to condemn the girl who drinks beer right on the playground with swings Tyrke dull "Kutch-Kutch" - maybe her life so exhausted that you need to relax next to the slide and sandbox?
Periodically girl lights cleverly defining the direction of the wind, so that the smoke does not bore her litter, and you and your children. Typically, while it deals with childless / pregnant / girlfriend drunk and loud employs indecent words. Make her remark can be. Only useless.
Mom same age
It seems that the extent of its tortured growing exponentially depending on the age of the youngest child. Apogee is achieved when it begins to move independently, and they are with senior scatter in different directions. Mummy same age you learn on the silent question in the eyes of the "catch the first one?" And the full uncontrollability of the children.
It will tell you about his birth, about how the accident flew for the second time, and on abortion as a spirit is not enough, as she had a sip of the first-born. It is capable of disbosom hours because so tired of communicating with their crumbs, which welcomes the opportunity to talk even with someone for whom there is no diapers.
Women with twins
The one that is younger, has the characteristic circles under the eyes - this is obviously the mother. The one older - my grandmother. Both aunts always go a couple of busy and mostly catching twins in different corners of the platform, so their system is completely closed and does not need a flow of information from the outside.
Mom glamorous girls
At the playground necessarily has its own glamor girl. And usually, and not just one. Pretty Princess comes to the paddock dressed, her shoes are equipped with red flashing lights, and clothes elaborately combined shades of purple and pink. Miss Piggy nervously smoking in the corner of envy, because to her glamorous girl away.
Mother glamor girl looks disgusting to well - as if just out of the office and hopped into your sandbox for a moment between meetings with business partners. Sometimes Mom glamorous girl in combination is the woman with the phone. Then she goes behind his treasure and continuously mumbling into the phone.
Mom with a camera
Mom with a camera (not to be confused with ordinary matter, decided to once every hundred years to capture their child on a background of a fountain on a mobile phone or tsifromylnitsu!) Watching their crumbs through the viewfinder of any photographic "fools" the size of the cut Kalashnikov rifle. She spends the whole trip in search of a great shot, and it otdressirovanny child dutifully takes postures and making facial expression. He has learned that if my mother grabbed my camera - you need stopping when ordered to, and then it will be worse.
On the street, this woman came, in fact, shoot. Because light / good by nature, not because children need fresh air. Because the lens does not always adequately assess the distance to your child, and sometimes does not have time to catch him when he was off somewhere or somewhere flies. However, at this moment on her face clearly readable throwing - take a picture of the child during the flight and still catch it?
The ideal mother
Sometimes it seems that it was fully prepared already when pee in a jar to dip to test for pregnancy. She walks all over and is engaged with his grit early development. It is always the weather and comfortable wearing. She always all too too developed child absorbing too much fresh air is too patient, loving, her perfect order at home ... She's what you'd like to be. She never annoying and does not use violence. It distracts attention switches, offers to change and does not allow her child throws sand (though it is never the child throws sand). She obviously enjoys everything from boring "Kutch-Kutch" and ending with a handwritten modeling kulichiki that I want to strangle her. To avoid complexes on its background.
I have not played enough in his childhood mother
At first glance, it may seem ideal. But a more careful observation shows that it is busy with sand, playing catch-up and collects sticks and trash, sometimes forgetting about the child. Be sure - toys in her house through the roof. And she picks them, in fact, for myself.
Mother viper
The most relaxed woman on the court. Her most recent child wear a hat in the fall and spring of the first to come for a walk with her head uncovered (and then will give a bad example of running around without a cap all the other children of the more timid mother certainly wish her diarrhea). Mother viper would never pulled on a crumb winter jumpsuit in 14 degrees heat. She calmly looks at the fact that her little one sat on the sand, wandering through the puddles, or fell into the mud - be sure to baby waterproof trousers and rubber boots. If the child gets dirty, she said philosophically: "machine washable, so do not be afraid».
Mother viper quite concerned about a series of "on the ass jumped pryschichek" and tries not to enter into communication with their mothers other subtypes unless absolutely necessary. Her motto is - common sense. It gives much to talk the girls skinny heels.
Tender girl with mladenchikom
It is unclear why it is hard coming to the playground with his wheelchair-kulechkom in the cradle? It is clear that she wants to team and communication. But a gentle girl with so much mladenchikom winces when older children screaming or running around her, so afraid that some ordinary woman with the phone woke her krovinochku that I want to give them a set of krovinochku ear plugs.
Minded Group
This is a vicious close-knit team of 2-5 mothers, when you look at where it is clear - they are together since the women's clinic. Distinctive features Minded: children of the same age, the movement is strictly group, mutual assistance and cover for each other when needed to run to the store to share diapers or wet cloth to catch someone else's litter a hill.
They call up before you go for a walk, and in the course of all events in each other's lives. If one of them becomes pregnant again, she was terribly upset because of what is now the schedule of her life will no longer coincide with the schedule of the group Minded. Those, in turn, may become pregnant simply out of solidarity with the "flown».
Babysitting
Nurse a convenient form of clothes - it was the first at the site wear a hat in her comfortable shoes and a warm jacket. After all, much easier marinated ward three hours outdoors, so he then slept normally, rather than read, draw, play-at-home educational games.
Since the nurse completely obscures the eye maternal love, it is time to glance at the surrounding eloquently moms who only engaged in that act nepedagogichno.
© Mary Skatova
Source: