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Sorry for tediousness. Just recently I wanted to kill the asshole who called an ambulance with a hangover and called me to sympathize.
Just wanted to remind you. Before you pick up the phone and dial 03.Tak Do you bad ?! Ambulance going slowly?
Just read. I understand-long slow-but most of all these issues depends only on us.
I understand that it will not come-tops, asshole, Naham, were taken / thrown and t.p.Vse takes place.
BUT, I'm sorry.
On various topics, but it is very easy to understand. About emergency.

Sidorov Mihail.Vrach Ambulance:
Literally:
O m m y n and a b l e s s n d w y p n and l and m: In a nutshell - as you natsproektovskie "Gazelle»?
The p and h b a l s w m and w e t a m: Uёbischa.
 - Often, the middle of the night, touching, asked sympathetically: "A lot of calls today?»
I would like to take a sympathetic and shove his face like Vysotsky Sadalsky.
 - Carefully all sick Roma. Selflessly and artistically.
 - They are a spotter. With binoculars. On the tree. I tuned to the frequency and listens. Provides callback gives back. I opened the door - gives the go-ahead: call me!
Call.
There, in the house next door.
And so skillfully, reptile, masked ...
 - Norma decades - a team of ten thousand. Districts are growing calls are on the delay.
Out?
Sleek. Brilliant.
One fourteen.
 - Four instead of eight, and the avalanche of calls: in the morning sat - in the morning came.
A Rayzdrav now celebrating something so late from the tavern kept the team, just in case.
And the other three vyabyvali.
 - In all the hospitals of St. Petersburg at the entrance to the reception - nut. Raises the front wheels - s-s-s! - Colleague raises the rear - the-spirit-the spirit! - Sunset. Nut is not only in the forensic morgue where, by and large, deeply poheru ...
 - Climbing at night "fell out of bed and come to lift" is a vague sympathy for Mengele ...
 - Not a "good night" or "pass" or stools to sit.
On a bed of yellow flakes and kicked in the face:
 - Here. Step hurt.
Corn. Horny, long-standing.
 - Well, and?
 - What is "well" - cut away! Come on, I'm a veteran ...
 - So easy!
No need to type the air.
Veterans of the "individual equivalents" - oh, different!
The manner of communication.
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Manager experienced.
 - There is not a house on the street.
Explosion.
 - Yes you ... Yes, I ...
 - Open passport.
Pause.
 - Oh, yes ...
Not often, to be honest. But an apology - still less.
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Belonging to the prosecutor's office announced yet in the hallway.
And wonder not met servility ...
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The first minute to the ambulance: neigh of a colleague - dripped night attack was. Poked fingers in the ECG, sobbing with laughter, I just discouraged, saying:
 - And you always will. In ten years.
Grinned proudly, but in vain.
As the water looked.

And Venice tvoreniya.Da.
& quot; ... and endless knots thirties with headaches. & quot;
 - Shoved into his breast pocket fifty dollars. As Switzerland. With this, you know, prevoskhodtsey: on you, brother, for cigarettes!
And there was a pay - to get a thousand, stuck between the belly and sweat pants: and that you, my dear, for burial!
Came complaint: such and such a battle stars, and even rushed by shit ...
Stripped of the award year.
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Federal Drug Control Service stands out.
Cancer patients were obliged to swallow the potent in the presence of emergency.
Come look, painted: they say, were seen, though ...
So ride.
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On the threshold with ehidtsey:
 - Something you today to quickly come!
That's the same damn Well, and?
 - Eva like ... Well, then we'll wait downstairs in the car - would call when it's time to ...
Done deal - utterly humiliated.
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About magazines.
Their eighteen.
During the day - eighty signatures.
A few days ago we introduced the nineteenth.
Accounting journals.
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Colleague.
Elegant.
Tighten.
Scrabble. The intellectual. Expert poetry and chess combinations. Quotes by heart iskromёten to envy.
I am convinced that all of us have. But merciful - entering into a position agrees to take things.
DVD-player, for example.
Or bundle of silverware.
With a bag full of change with the times comes.
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At the station granted Federal Drug Control Service.
In addition to the Commission more and gunner in a flak jacket.
They thought that - we'll shoot back?
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At night lead to amphetamine abstenuhoy seventeen. And sculpt humpback, rubbing about dystonia.
You are not the first to come with such symptoms. Let's be honest - it took?
Resent only natural, especially girls.
Well, because dystonia dystonia - perhaps buttock ...
After an hour back.
It does not help.
What do you say?
Who would have thought!
Once again: that take, and how much?
Reluctantly split.
Why encrypted? Tactless, it appears, on this question.
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Somehow ...



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