On behalf of the Russian occupier

Hello. I - Russian occupation.
Historically.




...
I occupied Siberia.
Now there is extracted oil, gas, aluminum and
a lot of things useful. Now there are cities where
there are high-rise buildings, kindergartens, hot
water and hospitals. Now, there may not be sold
Women for a bundle of sable skins as
it was before the occupation.

I occupied the Baltic states.
Built there factories, power plants and schools
on the spot funny farms. Russian Baltic
made high-end radio technology
and cars, famous perfumes and balms.
They asked me to leave there.
Now, on the site of the famous factory VEF
and other plant debris. Remember, both the
Kaliningrad to Sakhalin ripped road
Baltic minibuses RAF?
So now from this plant were only
abandoned plant. In the Baltic states now there
its industry. A portion of the working
capita net evrounitazy into second-class
hotels in the vaunted EU.

I have occupied Central Asia.
I build a channel, factories, spaceports,
hospitals and stadiums. They built the space
missiles and aircraft, oil and gas and chemical
equipment, mined copper, oil and gold,
They grew wheat and cotton for the whole country.
They asked me to leave there.
Now there is extracted American loans and
grown hemp, and half of working
the population went to work on construction sites
former occupiers.

I occupied Ukraine.
And there I also
built factories and power plants, bridges and
factories, mines and universities. Ukraine did
aircraft engines, ships, tanks, cars.
They asked me to leave there.
Now it produces "Maidan" in commodity
quantities. And the more there is no dick do not produce,
but we are confident that Europe is waiting for them
with open arms ...

And you know what?
I'm sick to apologize for,
that I am the occupier. Yes, I invaders.
Birthright.
The device Kalashnikov, I know better,
than a device nipples for milk.
I'm the aggressor and a bloodthirsty monster. Fear ...
That I burned Moscow, so as not to give it to Napoleon
Bonaparte, but Bonaparte had finished? ..
This I sat in a trench at Volokolamsk, and burned in a tank
Kursk, realizing that the Germans keep
incredibly hard, but just another way.
Where today are the Germans, where they were Hitler? ..
I am an occupier, but in a democratic Europe
We knew nothing about it, so it is home to me,
to my land, come all and sundry.
The Turks, Britons, Poles, Germans, French.
Earth enough for them all - at 2, 5 meters each.
The Americans, however, are afraid to come.
Perhaps they are still a little afraid of me. They
hope for its missiles, Maidan, funny
Tyagniboka, a German citizen Klyachko,
and various other friends and associates.
But for them, we have a lot of land - enough for all,
abundantly. By the way, does anyone know,
that the nationality of such "American»? ..
I was, is and will be the Russian invaders.
I do not need someone else's, but its I never give.
I do not need your freedom of hypocritical,
to be a man, I do not need a rotten
democracy, capitalism, alien to me hypocritical
concepts and all that you call the Western
values ​​- perversion, vices, deceit and
endless greed ...
I have other interests. Russian invaders
More interesting space, education,
medicine, science and the development of creative
abilities.
Russian invaders like build.
And do not stand in my way - I build peace.

I love the world, but I can fight better than anyone ...

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Do not wake famously, my good Euro-American friends, as long as it quietly ...
Well, it just so we said ...

From the site liveinternet.

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