Funny SMS:

1. "Alex, we had a girl! Thank you very much. So far, Serge ».
2. "Dad, call home. I can not find sawdust from a hamster ».
12. "What, again, took off his pants and did not hear the pager?»
13. "I can not even sit down. Thank you for a lovely holiday. Light ».
14. "Nick, I'm waiting for you at the anus.»
15. Come on foot. Come to me.
16. The cash register is broken. Check squeaks and climbs. Larissa.
17. Honey, take urgent Masha kindergarten. Come, let us cook jelly!
18. "Honey, I go down, I do not kiss, my wife»
19. Lena, take my grandmother in a red bag KEYS TO CHAINSAW ...
20. "Buy toilet paper and go home URGENT !!!!!!»
21. Bring sausage, eggs, toilet paper, shampoo, and something for dessert.
22. Valera, otbey me something. Masha.
23. The road on the way home, buy a sausage, today we have guests. Expensive.
24. obscenities beg you, come soon!

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