9th Company - Part 2

Interesting creative caught my eye.
Author: Biss
 - After a triumphant procession of film distribution company 9, Bondurchuka will stop unless the bullet with a displaced center of gravity, so we want it or not, but soon we will have a whole galaxy of his opus. I decided to invite him to a number of topics for future creations. Today it is fashionable to shoot the continuation or remakes (probably because of the paucity of imagination), and so I assumed that he will need some movie heroes 9 companies, some even have to revive, the benefit of Hollywood came up with several methods of waste. They fought for the Motherland 2 (war drama)

Survivors and matured heroes ninth company, imbued with the ideas of Novodvorskaya, recruited volunteers to Iraq (as part of the allied forces of the United States) in 2004, the year. There, they are trying to establish a real American democracy, but blunt Iraqi cattle do not understand their good intentions, and, no, no, yes, shot by someone in the back. But the characters are not kept in the provocation, and with patience and enthusiasm are explanatory work with the civilian population, the children are divided into rations consisting of Snickers and Coke, and teach them the rules of the game of American football. Drama ... Heroes die, they are buried, turning in American flags.

Entry and exit 2 (Romantic comedy)

All the characters miraculously survived and are trying to build a peaceful life, periodic meetings and recalling past deeds. Suddenly Deep notes that he was not attracted to women, moreover, he is in love with his best friend Djakonda. He is afraid of condemnation of friends and family, afraid that they will not accept it and tries to kill herself. At the hospital, friends know his secret, and it leads them into confusion. Friends are torn between the conservative stereotypes and friendship. In the end a friendship prevails, moreover Djakonda admits that he, too, has long loved Fierce, they go to Amsterdam to play a wedding and adopt kitaychonka. Singing, dancing, happy ending.

43 parallel (the gunman)

Deep pursue a career of the military, led by an elite squad in Chechnya. He gets the task to destroy the formation of gangs acting particularly skillfully and boldly. In the course of the job, he learns that the military commander is his comrade Pinochet. After a bloody battle, they met face to face. Pinochet explains why he chose the path of terror (he lived peacefully and kept just something only four Russian slaves, when federal troops deprived him of all this) and unfairness of Russia's policy on Chechnya. Fierce, imbued with these ideas
12:20 DI HALT :, gives Pinochet leave, covering fire from his gun, he, naturally, are killed. His subordinates, understand the behavior of the commander, embrace Islam and are involved in the seizure of a hospital in Budennovsk.

True Friends 2 (comedy with elements of eroticism)

Heroes somehow took place in the life of ... Fierce became - the homeless, Djakonda - Blue Sparrow - oligarch. They meet together and decide to go along the river on a raft. ... On the way they remember past deeds and suffer a series of adventures, which resulted meet Snow White, which holds a brothel in one of the river towns. Djakonda overpowering aversion to women, to please friends, and sleeping with Snow White for old time's sake ... He understands that all his life he loved only her, and this explains his aversion to women, although in the appendage he clings exotic venereal disease. The wedding is around the corner and friends are leaving, agreed to meet at a wedding. The ending is somewhat marred by the fact that the Deep, envy to millions Sparrow, the last skewer on the pen. But in the end they realize that money is not important, and most importantly friendship and love.

Lost ... (Melodrama)

Djakonda, who survived after being wounded in the head, engaged in creative work, but his paintings have no place in a rapidly changing world, once it gets to the exhibition well-known contemporary artist. Some pictures of the "contemporary artist" draws directly at the exhibition, the paint tucking in the anus, he shits on the canvas under the enthusiastic applause of Bohemia. Djakonda realizing that he was hopelessly behind the times of high art, let a bullet in the same place, but as you know, again, survives.

Promised Land 2 (patriotic fighters)

Fierce, tasted civilian life, suddenly he finds himself in the roots of the "chosen" people of Israel. Finding himself in the historical homeland, he does everything to forget about the war and join the peace ... He is working on a kibbutz and raises the oranges in his garden, but the horrors of war did not leave him here. Periodically, the streets explode shahids, and one day came to the kibbutz, he discovers that all the workers brutally murdered "Islamic radicals." He has to again take up arms, and he led an elite unit of the Israeli army, which is highly accurate and absolutely safe for peaceful Arabs destroy weapons of Islamic terrorists.