Everyone should know.

... Fools, no less - a lot
... Of the atoms making up your body, it could consist something less anxious
... If you do not notice your presence, and do not notice the lack of
... It's hard to change the image if it is true
... The secret of success in life is associated with integrity and honesty. If you do not have these qualities, success is guaranteed
... Without any experience of folly wisdom is false
... A new life is never too late to conceive the first
... A citizen of Nepal is one who conceived not a finger or a stick
... In a society of fools love to spend time either crooks or other fools

... Liver completely alcohol withdrawal from the body for one day. Therefore, every day is necessary to drink
... Women spend a lot of time trying to be attractive, and not at all on being exciting
... The higher the negative potential in humans, the more positive people, he will gather around him
... Complicating cobwebs, spiders are trying to improve flies
... Death comes to the lazy in bed, and to the curious - from the socket
... False love can not be nebezotvetnoy
... Between the "haircut" and "haircut" is the same as the difference between the "wash" and "Changeling»
... The decision of the execution of Christ was made quite democratically ... no its own can not win its weakness
... The greatest value is only lost
... On his favorite food usually lacks health
... The more done today, the more undone tomorrow
... Men rate their intentions are much higher purity
... Yet no one god did not survive the loss of those who believe in him
... People still know how to fly, just do not know how to land
... Alcohol kills brain cells. But not everyone, but only those who refuse to drink
... If the job interferes with spiritual growth, so her little
... Nose shoved in his case only in two cases - when it is necessary and when it is not necessary
... A woman wants from a man only one thing -
... Better to be wrong truer than true false
... The main invention of mankind is a stick from under which it works
... We age by leaps and in parts
... There's never time to do it right, but there is always time to do again
... People who work sitting down, getting more work standing
... If a person is indispensable, it is impossible to improve the position
... People living eight years - seven years before the school year and after retirement
... He is afraid of smart and stupid scare rescuers
... A healthy person to drink vodka useless
... To live beyond their means, they have to be
... Worthless stick a wall socket. Eat with a spoon from the outlet
... Seeks to live in peace forever anxiety
... How dvadtsattretefevralyaknetsya and vosmimartnetsya
... Who flies small, the loud croaking
... For the believer there is no question, for there is no answer infidel
... Free treatment of greed is never
... We are responsible for those who have not sent in time
... Who works all day, no time to make money
... The more people in the shit, the more he keeps his head
... When your hands are dirty, always something itches
... For the order in the house I need a woman to mess - two
... Sometimes it is useful to simulate the collapse of the ship to run away with him a rat
... If all fools around, you mean - the central
... To make mountains out of molehills, enough to marry her
... To those who have nothing to hide, drink uninteresting
... If humanity is to seek justice, it would have long since achieved its
... Only the lack of money - the lack of them
... The art of being boring is to say everything
... A woman is not right up until not cry
... People much smarter than it is necessary for happiness
... Poor fantasize richer
... More bored rich
... Thirst for activity easily assuaged beer
... Who can not fend for themselves, sitting at the other
... The right to ask a question, you need to know more than half of the answer
... If a sandwich spread with butter on both sides, it will hang in the air
... Women who sees right through that much losing
... Gab always itches
... Essence immanent denotata its predicates
... A bird can not fly away rights
... Woman with beautiful teeth, everything is funny
... If life was interesting, no one would play cards
... The advice given in the presence of others is seen as a rebuke
... The biggest mistake - the fear of making a mistake
... Most of all watching their figures chess
... Itself floats up only what floats
... Indulge in the sin of despondency, when there are other sins
... The computer does not replace the person as long as it learns to laugh at jokes boss and blame their mistakes on a nearby computer
... When a person is forgotten, he does what others long forgotten
... Underlined indifference - is also a sign of attention
... Cigarette helps to pass life
... If the terms of the rat, then the ship still floats
... Women can keep a secret together
... The computer can solve problems that before the invention of the computer did not exist
... Believe that the lost sheep who goes his own way
... If a man had wings, they would prevent him to crawl
... It's hard to live without doing anything, but we are not afraid of difficulties
... If from each according to his ability and to each according to his needs, the all - damn
... Our officials there was nothing to steal. Please, pay taxes
... To marry a beautiful woman and a great cook - it's bigamy
... Dreams are not a servant of freedom, and of their slaves
... Who, inflation, and to whom - a favorable situation
... The speed of darkness is the speed of light, but with the opposite sign
... The universe is expanding. Soon she will not be able to rest on three pillars.

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