Household horoscope

Aries / You irons
From the side it often seems that all you have is very much smoother. But you know what temperature to heat up is necessary to create the effect of "smooth" slip. One can only envy to the tenacity with which you otutyuzhivaete to correct this condition you deystvitelnost- often crumpled and ugly. But as it is transformed after your intervention, the mountain of crumpled material becomes akkuatnoy svezhevyglazhennoy stack. This world would be much better if such converters to better became more!



Taurus: / You Kettle
If it was a furniture horoscope, you no doubt have been divanom- reliable, solid, but you can always rely on. But you tea, do not think bad, we have it sounds good. You, as the samovar, always at the head of the table, everything around you is spinning. I look at all ten times a day you want, and everything to you. Cups for all small and empty, and you are a big and complete, and that fill a void sense, the law of nature, so to speak. Yes, all under cover strive to look, do not realize that the water boils before it boils. The idea, in general, is simple enough, but the other seven cups of tea should be poured before they are smart enough. Of course you do not mind, but the water in the kettle still need time to pour, and the spiral burns.

Gemini: / You
computers And with a full complete set: the processor you smart and monitor clear and ergonomic keyboard. You can seat and process complex information when put such a problem, but to put it, you need a mouse. The computer system without myshki- valuable in itself, but it is impossible to use it. Myshka- an approach to computer. Generally, of course, you can plug any and somehow use it, but your system faster and more responsive to subtle optical control.



Cancer: / You stove
Oh, very good cooker. All feed, supply, provide, all bakes about every worry, everything in your home revolves around you. As you all the warmth and sincerity, but sometimes you ask yourself, "What's this I bake and bake and live-when?". And then themselves responsible "Plate I, therefore bake share takaya- my whole life" on the farm "Sometimes you start to smoke heavily, and it is a serious challenge for everyone, including you. In fact, everything is not so bad, you just extract itself "ought to sit down," and it's not a fad, it is a necessity for you and for others.



Leo / vacuum cleaner you
You overshadows all the sounds of the world, compared to the rest of you inaudible and insignificant. A powerful jet of fresh air sweeps away the dust and routine, can stir up any swamp, paint everything in bright colors. You bunch of focused energy, and are capable of so much drawn into the violent cycle, including the fact that you do not need. You have the same enthusiasm undertake any business, whether it is the size of a pin and a closet. Learn how not to get upset that you can not drag a wardrobe, better think: you need it?



Virgo / camcorder You
Look carefully at this world, all notice and write, and outputted to analyze digital form. Yes, it's a smart priborchik, however, be wrong to think that it only records what is happening. Oh no! The sensitive camera optics capable of the most wonderful way to transform reality, both for the better and for the worse. There are people who do not like a video camera and categorically does not want to shoot beautiful, but there are Other- and they are lucky. If we love one camera, then at least in the two accounts will make a star.



Libra: / cassette player you
The scales show the boring banal Number of kilograms, much more fun to wander around frequencies FM- stations. What a huge world lies in your range, as feelings, thoughts, and tunes it contains. And how difficult to choose just one station. And it is necessary to choose, because your throwing between frequencies accompanied by terrible noise and crackle. On the other hand, it is better for five minutes and then cracked his sluschat good music, which is always handy. You are loved, you brighter and sharper, fuller joy and fun rampant even grieve with you more enjoyable.



Scorpio: / You combine
Able to smithereens crumble anything, resistance is futile, because you "too tough" everything except the concrete. You want real power over the world and realize that no destructive force to achieve it yet no one could. That device is the world: on the path of creating a stage of destruction there and sozidanie- is the second part of your nature, and the second stage of the preparation of dishes from chopped, planed, twisted combine ingredients.



Sagittarius: / You
TV And not just because you are just like television, radiate warmth and light inside. The main thing you generously share with others all that you have. You give yourself to people. But, truth to tell, do not do good, you will not see evil. People may criticize you, and considered a source of troubles. You tell them that only reflect the real picture of the world, and in response to hear that everything happens naoborot- world is created in the image of what you are showing. Who is right and who controls whom? Perhaps only you know the truth.



Capricorn: / You refrigerator
An important and solid, a key figure not only in the kitchen but also in the whole house. Have you ever, fridge and warms the soul. Unflappable and strong, your mind is hard to guess what you have inside. And then, you know, the grouse with pineapple, then a couple of withered apples, if not empty. In the case of a refrigerator than ever valid philosophical phrase Carlson: "There's nothing here, nothing ever will be, if you do not put anything here!".



Aquarius: / You Washer
Not because the washing machine is also grist, but because with the same seriousness and meticulous approach to any business that is in you "charge". Such meticulousness, multiplied by the power of your nature, can bear only a strong material, fabric thinner you can tear up the skin. Try to contain your head, monitor sebya- happens everything is clean, and you rinse and rinse. Learn how to choose the right program, on occasion, use a short cycle mode or delicate washing.



Fish: / You Cellphones
You are just like a cellular handset, at first vzgyad quiet and not bothering anyone, lying somewhere "in the corner", but only as long as you do not start on the "call." When enabled mode, you pass through a massive amount of information, including excessive, unnecessary. But as you phone, you often can not free to choose with whom to talk. Quite quickly discharged and need to connect to the battery. But you, like cell phones, are constantly cultivate and each new stage in your life includes models of the new line.