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Popular locations for sex
In any self-respecting glossy magazine has a page dedicated to sex. She experienced experts unanimously advised to diversify their intimate life, and go for the search of new sensations somewhere away from home. For example, on the beach or in the nearest woods. If you believe the authors of these articles, sexual partners expect there will be a heavenly bliss and the whirlwind of unforgettable sensations. But before you implement these tips into practice, read, what can result in such experiments.
1. Sex on the beach attracts many. It's one big romance: beautiful sea, warm sand, the starry sky and the embrace of a loved one. But those who have ventured into this experiment, talk about the ever-present sand. That he might spoil all the fun. And if you are not careful, you can rub yourself some space so that nothing will not be wanted for a long time (it is not about the knees and elbows). Another "fad" that do not tell the coffee experts and the romantic melodrama - a fecal bacteria, which is full of sand at the beach. In addition, during the tide on the sand there is still a lot of different microorganisms that can settle in the human body and cause jaundice, dysentery, typhoid, etc. It is unlikely that these diseases will bring you joy and increase the quality of your sex life.
2. The nearest beach is far away? Or just do not like the jellyfish and algae? Then you can go search for thrills in the pool. Just imagine: a passionate couple in chlorinated swimming pool water. A man tries to hold the lady in his arms (she kept and get pleasure from it) and thus make some movement ... Beauty ... But it is not all smooth. There are a number of serious side effects. Water thoroughly washes away the natural lubrication, thereby provoking the risk of mikrotreschinok and opening the way for a variety of disease-causing bacteria, chlorine which is absolutely terrible. So after such an adventure you will surely become a proud owner of a thrush or a urinary tract infection. And if so - then you are very lucky, and that, and another.
3. Sex in the car. For many it is associated with youth. Then act clumsily going in the back seat of the parent vehicle, and was full of extreme sports and romance. As time goes by, things change. Someone growing up, and someone just getting older. And are willing to have sex in a moving vehicle, but not the back seat, and behind the wheel. It turned out someone is in the real world or not, history is silent about this, but Google gives a lot of curious cases involving attempts to do, "thereby" in the car. Many of them have ended very sadly - fatal participants. Therefore, before you start think about it: "Do you need a Extreme-sex in a moving piece of metal full of flammable substances?»
4. Taxi. Another popular place for sex - dating. What is it romantic? Dirty seat of another car, where you have to sit more than one hundred people, odors and, of course, the driver himself, who is watching you in the rearview mirror and can shoot your awkward movements with the phone camera. What joy it will be then, to watch the video - clip with her participation on YouTube. Rest assured, there will be "well-wishers" that even your granny teach a century to use a computer, but she was able to witness a loved grandchild in such a setting.
5. Picnic in the forest, wine, kebab, singing birds - is also often sets up a romantic mood. But remember the vibes that go from heated bodies attract mosquitoes from the entire neighborhood. In addition, check in advance that are not found in any field of your holiday predatory animals. It is unlikely you will please the appearance of brown bears in the midst of "sex battles».
6. Nightclubs "zavedut" anyone. And how could it be otherwise? Loud music, body, curving dancing girls with a huge neck and skirts only cover up "Madame sit", an abundance of alcohol and often not entirely legitimate other stimulants. All this provokes "exploits". Most often used for this purpose, the party-goers use the toilet cubicle. On their "sterility" knows, of course, everyone. So from there you can get away with "a nice little presents" in the form of pathogenic bacteria. From banal E. coli, Salmonella, Shigella, and to antibiotic-resistant hemolytic streptococcus. Learn about them can be in any medical book or in the same omniscient Google. We just say that microorganisms - a common cause of deaths. They are in third place, after heart disease and cancer.
7. Sex and the plane - a primitive dream fantasy disadvantaged people. Often it is associated with the stereotype that all flight attendants sultry beauty is always ready to sex. What can turn this kind of entertainment? Arrests, if you're caught in such a good time. In addition, all the same list of diseases, and the intima of the toilet entertainment. And if the plane hit turbulence, then you will have every chance of being squeezed into a room whose dimensions do not exceed the normal wardrobe. Intercourse in a plane more sensual than in normal conditions, thanks to the usual knobs and faucets that will rest against you in the most unexpected moment in the most undesirable places.
8. Cinema. Someone comes here not to see the new movie and enjoy popcorn and to retire in the darkened room. Practice this for a long time is not new. She was the same age as the first and theater. Just imagine you are on a sticky (at best from cola, chewing gum, and in the worst of someone's vomit) the floor in the arms of a loved one. However, impressive? Not sure yet that according to the law on public order offenses if caught you expect a large fine, and in some countries even imprisonment of up to twenty years. Agree, this is a worthy payment for the dubious pleasure of a couple of minutes.
9. If you have in the arsenal of a good supply of money is saved from sickness, and the smell of fish and seaweed pleasant for you, you can try to be alone in the boat. Wonderful romantic adventure with the ability to go on the sea floor in each other's arms. Later, the media certainly mention this event, beautifully veiled cause of death of two people, citing "fatal event" or "human factor". So was the case with the ferry «Queen of the North» and a giant passenger liner "Concordia". If we talk about a little boat. It has long been proven that they are quite easy to sway, and water can be much faster than we would like.
1. Sex on the beach attracts many. It's one big romance: beautiful sea, warm sand, the starry sky and the embrace of a loved one. But those who have ventured into this experiment, talk about the ever-present sand. That he might spoil all the fun. And if you are not careful, you can rub yourself some space so that nothing will not be wanted for a long time (it is not about the knees and elbows). Another "fad" that do not tell the coffee experts and the romantic melodrama - a fecal bacteria, which is full of sand at the beach. In addition, during the tide on the sand there is still a lot of different microorganisms that can settle in the human body and cause jaundice, dysentery, typhoid, etc. It is unlikely that these diseases will bring you joy and increase the quality of your sex life.
2. The nearest beach is far away? Or just do not like the jellyfish and algae? Then you can go search for thrills in the pool. Just imagine: a passionate couple in chlorinated swimming pool water. A man tries to hold the lady in his arms (she kept and get pleasure from it) and thus make some movement ... Beauty ... But it is not all smooth. There are a number of serious side effects. Water thoroughly washes away the natural lubrication, thereby provoking the risk of mikrotreschinok and opening the way for a variety of disease-causing bacteria, chlorine which is absolutely terrible. So after such an adventure you will surely become a proud owner of a thrush or a urinary tract infection. And if so - then you are very lucky, and that, and another.
3. Sex in the car. For many it is associated with youth. Then act clumsily going in the back seat of the parent vehicle, and was full of extreme sports and romance. As time goes by, things change. Someone growing up, and someone just getting older. And are willing to have sex in a moving vehicle, but not the back seat, and behind the wheel. It turned out someone is in the real world or not, history is silent about this, but Google gives a lot of curious cases involving attempts to do, "thereby" in the car. Many of them have ended very sadly - fatal participants. Therefore, before you start think about it: "Do you need a Extreme-sex in a moving piece of metal full of flammable substances?»
4. Taxi. Another popular place for sex - dating. What is it romantic? Dirty seat of another car, where you have to sit more than one hundred people, odors and, of course, the driver himself, who is watching you in the rearview mirror and can shoot your awkward movements with the phone camera. What joy it will be then, to watch the video - clip with her participation on YouTube. Rest assured, there will be "well-wishers" that even your granny teach a century to use a computer, but she was able to witness a loved grandchild in such a setting.
5. Picnic in the forest, wine, kebab, singing birds - is also often sets up a romantic mood. But remember the vibes that go from heated bodies attract mosquitoes from the entire neighborhood. In addition, check in advance that are not found in any field of your holiday predatory animals. It is unlikely you will please the appearance of brown bears in the midst of "sex battles».
6. Nightclubs "zavedut" anyone. And how could it be otherwise? Loud music, body, curving dancing girls with a huge neck and skirts only cover up "Madame sit", an abundance of alcohol and often not entirely legitimate other stimulants. All this provokes "exploits". Most often used for this purpose, the party-goers use the toilet cubicle. On their "sterility" knows, of course, everyone. So from there you can get away with "a nice little presents" in the form of pathogenic bacteria. From banal E. coli, Salmonella, Shigella, and to antibiotic-resistant hemolytic streptococcus. Learn about them can be in any medical book or in the same omniscient Google. We just say that microorganisms - a common cause of deaths. They are in third place, after heart disease and cancer.
7. Sex and the plane - a primitive dream fantasy disadvantaged people. Often it is associated with the stereotype that all flight attendants sultry beauty is always ready to sex. What can turn this kind of entertainment? Arrests, if you're caught in such a good time. In addition, all the same list of diseases, and the intima of the toilet entertainment. And if the plane hit turbulence, then you will have every chance of being squeezed into a room whose dimensions do not exceed the normal wardrobe. Intercourse in a plane more sensual than in normal conditions, thanks to the usual knobs and faucets that will rest against you in the most unexpected moment in the most undesirable places.
8. Cinema. Someone comes here not to see the new movie and enjoy popcorn and to retire in the darkened room. Practice this for a long time is not new. She was the same age as the first and theater. Just imagine you are on a sticky (at best from cola, chewing gum, and in the worst of someone's vomit) the floor in the arms of a loved one. However, impressive? Not sure yet that according to the law on public order offenses if caught you expect a large fine, and in some countries even imprisonment of up to twenty years. Agree, this is a worthy payment for the dubious pleasure of a couple of minutes.
9. If you have in the arsenal of a good supply of money is saved from sickness, and the smell of fish and seaweed pleasant for you, you can try to be alone in the boat. Wonderful romantic adventure with the ability to go on the sea floor in each other's arms. Later, the media certainly mention this event, beautifully veiled cause of death of two people, citing "fatal event" or "human factor". So was the case with the ferry «Queen of the North» and a giant passenger liner "Concordia". If we talk about a little boat. It has long been proven that they are quite easy to sway, and water can be much faster than we would like.
