Jokes

- Who's there?
 - It is I, the pimp Pechkin. He brought the girl to your boy.
 - And we do not need. We have a cow.

 - He just loves me !!!
 - Are you sure?
 - Of course! The girl, who just want to sleep, do not give chocolate ...

DJ at the radio station:
 - And now, for all the people suffering from constipation and hemorrhoids will hear a beautiful song Irina Allegrova "candle, svechechka, candle, overclocking my sadness» ...

Plastic Surgery! We are waiting for you freaks!

Terrorists' demands for redemption are made.
Terrorists are redeemed and stacked bainki ...

It's really a beautiful dress - it's a dress in which a beautiful woman looks better than without it.