Telephone conversation

PEOPLE all read to the end and you will laugh at full =)
So I sit at home, not bothering anyone. Call. Of course, I pick up the phone. And from there, a woman's voice ...
- Yes.
- Hello, my name is Tatiana ...
- Very nice.
- I would like to discuss with you some moments of a religious nature.
- ABOUT! This I love.
- I see you're a gay man. So. Are you concerned the words written in the holy book of the Bible, that sooner or later the world cleansed of evil and unclean, and will remain in the world only sinless?
- And who is not a sinner? Have you sinned?
- Well ...
- How old were you lost your virginity? A?
- I'm sorry, I do not want to talk about it. What is your Bible?
- Which of the three?
- It's like, I'm sorry? She is one!
- I do not know, I have three ...
- Interesting. And all three are different?
- And then! I wrote one when hallucinogenic mushrooms stuffed, the second when the smoked glass of hydroponics. And the third - when only released from prison.
- So you're sitting?
- Maloletochku rewind for bespredelku! In nature ...
- That is, you have sinned?
- And you have not sinned? You've never said that virginity is lost! And I said something I can not wait !!!
- Lord ... And as for the normal Bible have you heard?
- Well yes. Even reading.
- What have you found for yourself?
- Never mind. My wife is in another book nykat grandmother.
- Oh ... What are you stressed for yourself?
- Poor design and layout, rough language, the author is not specified.
- Still, I encourage you to refer to the Bible with respect. What are you?
- You want to hear it?
- Yes, if I may.
- I spy. Partizan.
- Well enough to joke, I'm serious!
- Well, jokes aside. Do you really want to know the truth?
- I would like to meet you closer ...
- I'm God.
- I did not get that?
- I'm God.
- Not funny. You're here, at the other end, an ordinary man ...
- So! It's an insult ?! It used to be I was in the flesh, but now the spirit soar!
- And with this point in detail, if you please ...
- What is not clear? Previously I was a kid. The usual way. I went to school like all the boys and girls. I was beaten all because I did not have a mouth. But even then I knew that I am God. I was kicked out of the first class of the flat, suicidal tendencies and lack of primary sexual characteristics. I vowed to avenge the director. He grew up and took revenge.
- The horror!
- Of course, the horror! I plucked his nipple, his eyes poured vinegar and fed raw meat and markers.
- You're a horrible person!
- Yes, that's for sure.
- Are not you afraid of God's punishment?
- A Th I be afraid? I f God.
- Such as you have to keep in the nuthouse!
- How will I work? Well I'm a scout!
- So you're a scout or God defined?
- Let this: call me back in five minutes - ten, the poison had just finished. Then we'll talk.
- OK, good bye.
I waited horns and neighing. I wonder, because she thinks I'm crazy! These and they need to later attach to their religion and to appropriate all the property. So she calls. So, we must prepare.
New call came fifteen minutes later.
- Hello.
- Good day, the museum-apartment of composer-primitivist and just a good man Irakli Nazarbekyana.
- Oh, and about ten minutes ago, I called this number, with some abnormal addict talking ...
- So it's probably Irakli was. Call?
- No, I do not. Tell me, who is he?
- And we do not know. He says nothing. It is not our business.
- And who are you?
- We are the servants of God.
- At last!!!
- What finally? You call for what reason?
- Our conversation with Irakli has not yet been completed, it would be interesting to continue.
- A! So are you calling from?
- Yeah, probably ...
- That's just so sick of it!
- How sick?
- Strongly. In the aquarium.
- God, you are my God ... it is strange you ...
- Normal! If not him, then you would not be.
- In what sense?
- In direct.
- Like this?
- He is your father home.
- He? My?
- Tatiana, is not it?
- Well yes. I am Tatyana.
- Here. And he - Irakli. Your folder. That is, you have Tatiana Iraklievna.
- You know, I probably do not got there ...
- Then how do I know that you - Tatiana?
- Really ...
- What do you serve God?
- Yes, why?
- So little soul and how much to sell something?
- I did not get that?
- You're all stupid some! We Satanists! Satanists. Smoke grass, drink blood, write the Bible ... And we live. And you what you're going?
- So you - devil-worshipers?
- Exactly! Well done!
- Sgin, unclean!
- Is not it easier to put a tube? God be with you the darkness!
- Lord!
- So! Easy. You listen to me?
- Yes.
- Now, go down into the shower, poprisyaday, rest. Make a wish and go to bed.
- Yes, what did I do? Crazy crazy !!!
- Looks like sin. And how old are you, you say, was when you lost her virginity?
- Sixteen!
And I hung up. Yes, I am ashamed, a man brought to tears. But they are also good. Brains people powder.