Comedy in one sentence Bashny.Net

... The mistress from his first marriage.
Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell him who you are.
I was called penny - bit you on!
Do not irritate me! I will soon have nowhere to hide corpses!
Unbearable people do not, there is a narrow door.
And where are you at night whore!
Free cheese in the holes do not look ...
There will be a celebration in your graveyard.
The questionnaire, which I filled before surgery, was a matter of "who to call in case of emergency," I wrote: "More than a qualified surgeon».
To help or hinder?
Believe people at their word, signed and stamped.
Driver beware of those places where the children jump!
Medicine limitless possibilities. Restrict the ability of patients
Grunts - assent!
Raised a man not a woman to make observations, bearing bad sleeper.
Citizen's go find out for cash.
Gus also thought that bathing until the water boiled ...
Yes you do noodles on the ears are not dried out!
Yes! I slept era! But what WOMEN !!!
Give me the whip, and with his help, I'll get myself a carrot ...
Dignity - is when you have not hurt, but you have already offended.
Its form could hardly contain content.
Female clothes: wear nothing and nowhere to hang.
Squash caviar will taste better if you replace it with black or red.
What a pity that you finally leave ...
When pressed for time, there is no place for friendship - only love.
Kratk.- sest.tal.
Recumbent not beat. Its tread!
Best alibi - to be a victim.
Never argue with a man who puts your parachute.
No one becomes a friend of the woman, if he can be her lover. (Balzac)
What can young people know about this insanity!
Lonely man acquainted with a single woman to create a lonely child.
Monogamous can make only one woman unhappy.
She lived most interesting life neighbors
A pedestrian is always right. While alive.
Let your obscenely admire ...
Pornometrazhny film
Sam married, stop others!
The most sincere laughter - gloating ...
Sex diploma: a decline in the dative.
Said - done ... then I thought ...
My sun, where are my sunglasses?
Stale from the face of the Earth.
That one - infatuation, for another - a wife
Someone who knows what he wants, or too little wants, or knows too much.
To find out what will be necessary to that was added the fact that there ...
Exam passed brilliantly. Professors delighted. Ask again in the fall.
Saving on contraceptive splurge on diapers.