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If the standard reason for the "fine" does not roll:

1. You stopped too quickly at the request of the inspector. Braking distance - 15 centimeters.

2. You have stopped at the request of the traffic police inspector, standing in the wrong place.

3. You have faulty radar.

4. The machine is not equipped strekozyatnikom.

5. Why do you have tinted glasses?

6. In the medicine cabinet is not antipolitsaya. So eaten!

7. Fire extinguisher in the cabin is not on Feng Shui.

8. When approaching your car at a distance of 100 meters of the tube turned green. And radar fogged.

9. Dog inside the minors and traveling without a special child seat.

10. You somehow is not reflected in the rearview mirror. In the medicine cabinet no garlic. And you managed to catch only the silver radar.

11. Why does not the car washed? Have not you seen my son on the road with a rag and a bucket?

12. Failure to breathe in a third tube is extremely suspicious. The fact that the two tubes do not show more about what does not speak!

13. A man in the trunk of poorly packaged. And apparently expired.

14. You have too dirty thoughts. It is impossible to read them.

15. You are out of time out of the window showed the middle finger.

16. You look crossed a double solid line.

17. You unlucky numbers.