Quotes Homer Simpson Bashny.Net

"Why quote Homer, if fictional character?" - You ask. Because of Homer around the world millions of ... Homer Simpson - is a sort of the average citizen of planet Earth male. Of course, the main character of the animated series "The Simpsons" did not draw a real person, but how it is similar to today's passers-men. Yes, stupid, but stout, but can not be a nuisance, but the TV series "The Simpsons" love almost everything. The growing popularity of "The Simpsons" has done his job and now Homer Simpson - is not just a bald cartoon character, but a real cult hero, who once got into all sorts of ratings. Specifically People magazine acknowledged Homer "philosopher of the decade." In a matter of such services? Yes, all for the same, for his quotes. And further more - in 2010 the magazine Entertainment Weekly named Homer's most prominent movie character for the past 20 years. Agree, it boggles the mind, but it is quite real. PS: long time since I have not watched "The Simpsons", should be corrected ...

Understand, in each of us there is a little Homer Simpson.




You know, guys, you can laugh, but I feel much more pleasant sweet breath on the neck of his wife sleeping than to stuff dollar bills in a thong some unknown lady.
Children - our future. That is why they must stop now.
Let's drink alcohol - the source and the solution to all our problems!
Women - they like beer. Well look, smell good, and you're ready to step over your own mother just to get them.


It is not necessary to grieve. People are constantly dying. Who knows, maybe tomorrow you'll wake up dead.
I am a white male between 18 and 49. And listen to me, no matter what nonsense I have carried.
It is not easy to be torn between his pregnant wife and unbalanced child, but my eight hours in the TV I still carved out.
To lie takes two. One lies, the other listens.


I see no reason to leave the house. We are all the same every time we return back.
I can see the smiles of their children. And I understand that they have started something bad.
His own mother not up to snuff. It can not fool even the first of April, even if you will be in possession of an electric chair odurachivatelny.
When it comes to compliments, women are insatiable blood-sucking monsters and demand more, more and more. But if they wish to meet, the board will be sweet.


You can great deal of something, but there is always a million people, making it even better.
We can not always blame themselves for something. Blame yourself once, and live more peacefully.
All my life I dreamed of one thing - to achieve all their goals.
Children - the same monkey. Only the noise from them anymore.


Sometimes I lie in bed and think that nothing will make me stand up. And then I feel like getting wet under me, and I realize that I was wrong.
Fool and money parted quickly. I would have paid a lot to someone who explained to me the law.
Give a man a fish - and he will eat for the whole day. Teach a man to fish - and he'll hook hooked behind the eyelid or anything like that.


My father never believed in me. I will not repeat his mistakes: from now on I'll be gentler with his son. And tougher with his father.
No matter how powerful and amazing as it is, I will not tolerate even arrivals from the ocean!
Even if you take something from a neighbor at the time, it is still better to do it under the cover of darkness.


I will not dissemble: being a father is not easy. Not that mother.
In my house we obey only the laws of thermodynamics.
It is always best to observe the process, you do something yourself.


To be loved, you have to be all good every day. To hate - do not have to strain at all.
Life - it is all just a bunch of garbage that's going on.