Toilet War Bashny.Net

Eighties. Czechoslovakia. One of the Soviet troops stationed in a "friendly" country. A huge multi-storey barracks. And in the barracks, at the whim of architects, interesting division. Toilet - in one wing, shower - in the other. And military units are located in the building in such a way that they occupy only one wing of one floor. That is, if you're lucky enough to own shower, the natural needs of the organism have to go to the neighbors to celebrate.
And on one of the floors, while there were located aviators with the gunners, everything happened noble cause-and without mutual claims. But then, for some reasons, a staff, probably for increasing the defense, airmen transferred, and in their place housed infantry.
And then it began. At the command level. Well, could not comrades commanders decide who more foul public spaces. And it was decided in the military specific solution. Do not move the location of the neighboring parts.
At the disposal of artillery were toilets. Without sinks. Well, they somehow came out. Since walking is a great was where. A washed-erased in long trough urinals. A Th this? At one end defecate, and suddenly, respectively - washed, shaved-erased. All OK.
But the infantry had heavier. Wash - without any problems. Cast - also, in principle, there is much. And here's more? Be smart, cut off part of the basins. And insert bared pipe expanders. That, therefore, it was easier to get into. Indeed, it has become easier. But the trouble was another - were not provided the pipes under a thick substance. And huddled in a moment. Realizing the hopelessness of the situation, the commander of the infantry surrendered. But the surrender was not accepted. And the soldiers had to run to the toilet two floors above.
Invincible army was ...