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Rise of the Machines - science fiction is not fiction, but a real reality. Sometimes it is much smarter appliances and more cunning than their masters. How not to become hostage to a smartphone or not thunder in jail because of the love of social networks? Correct: to learn from the mistakes of others. The most absurd cases of confrontation of man and machine in our collection.

1. Tweet-terror


Even a short message in the network can be regarded as a threat to humanity. So it was with Englishman Paul Chambers (Paul Chambers), who just wanted to spend a vacation in Ireland. But here's the thing: fly his plane was delayed because of snow. From a long wait, Paul came out himself and tweeted: "Oh shit! Robin Hood Airport was closed. I'll give you a week and if during that time I did not fly away, it'll blow the whole fucking airport. " Vacation kid turned around and a couple of more days in the local jail.

2. Dismissed for sick


Alex S. from Saransk fell victim to his own love for gay pyramids. Quirky uncle decided to leave the issue is very simple: buy the hospital, and along with a trip to tropical countries. And all would do, but that's just gink could not help but pour pictures with sphinxes and palm trees in the "Classmates". Head Leonid Petrovich cast a spell over them, and at the same time "layknul 'order dismissing negligent" sick ».

3. Diamond account


31-year-old Carl Rodriguez robbed a diamond merchant in Manchester and break a big jackpot - 120 thousand dollars. Then - just like in Hollywood, the flight through the forests and back streets, and even in Rio de Janeiro and Colombia. All their movements and actions Carl recorded on the page to Facebook. Purely Russian "Ku-Ku, epta!" From across the country turned out for the robber imprisonment. Most likely, with the same words, and it caught the police, calculated by the photo report.

4. Videouliki


Unsweetened had Gennady P. from Yaroslavl, when beloved wife suddenly pointed to the door. Reason - innocent registrar AdvoCam-FD1, which six months ago missus gave him for his birthday. Despite the fact that the receptionist was very low, Gennady appreciated the care of his wife. But there it was: a sly woman used a video AdvoCam, to catch her hubby's infidelity. In addition, due to the viewing angle of 120 degrees and high resolution images 1280 x 720 pixels, it is clearly considered and razluchnitsa to which the superintending betrothed. Before the divorce is not reached, after all, they live together for a long time and been through a lot. But before the stabbing, yes, and the car also suffered. (see. photo)

5. Mobile tragedy


Absolutely tragic accident occurred with a regular pubs Hans (Hamburg, Germany). During one of his visits to pub his constantly ringing mobile phone, and already bored with all the ringtones Harlem Shake. Surrounding initially supported it fun and played along, but in the 11th just surrendered. A harmful type all listened and listened to him who is calling. Turn off the phone it was only after one of the visitors Hans turned the bottle. (photo: DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!)

6. Hot fishing


Daniel N. (Lviv, Ukraine) - an ardent angler and kryuchkobros. In one of the quietest Ukrainian evenings, he immediately decided to catch all the fish and threw it into the river electric cable under tension. When the fish was ready, grief-fisherman decided to collect it, but do not unplug it. Miraculously, Daniel was able to pump out - apparently, rubber soles in sandals saved. (pictured: a hefty manual ide doing CPR Danilo).

7. Slippery SMS-ka


Laura Safe (Birmingham, UK) has demonstrated that passion for SMS-kami can lead to tragedy, not only behind the wheel of a car. She was so fascinated by love correspondence with her boyfriend, she did not notice how stepped past the sidewalk directly in the icy pond. Luckily, she escaped with a fright and a slight cough, but after this incident seriously considering to change the name to Penoplast. Because the foam is still swimming much better than safes

8. Duration of charging


Homeless from Sarasota (USA, Florida) Darren Casey just decided to recharge your mobile phone, because of what and into the local jail for violating the order and theft of city property. And all because he found an outlet in a city park in a special area for picnics. In a report of police detaining Darren were the patriotic lines: "urban theft of electricity in these tough economic times can not be tolerated."