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how to behave in an elevator
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• his head in his hands and exclaim, "Oh, shut up you idiot!»
• whistling the national anthem of the Soviet Union.
• Slightly open your or bag and glancing furtively to ask: "Well? Enough air? »
• silent and motionless, face turned away Stand in the corner and do not go out!
• When we get to my floor, crying out loud, try to push the doors of his hands, and when they open, genuinely surprised!
• Draw catch fleas in his head when the elevator car is full.
• Greet each incoming friendly handshake, and ask you to call the Admiral!
• If you find yourself on the top floor, roll down the coin and keep the door open until you hear it zvyaknet below. • Select any passenger with a silly smile on his ustavtes. And then announced: "And I have today new socks!» • When at least in the car typed 8 people, covering her mouth with her hands, bending and grasping for others shout: "Not now, again, damn ... I have always been breaks in the elevator ! »
• Periodically myauchte.
• Offer $ 10 to the person who puts out the light bulb and shove his mouth.
• Knock feet, saying: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Then, disappointed breath and say, "Too late!»
• Show all your sore, and ask: "Do you think it's not contagious?»
• Put it in his pocket something weighty (like the pistol) and periodically thereon pat!
• Sign with some container, labeled "Human organ - HEAD».
• Closely ustavtes to another passenger, then say: "Are you one of them!" And defiantly go to the other side of the elevator.
• leaping say, "Mm-m! Delicious! »
• Smell and say, "It seems to me that someone is here to see prices of your mess of air!»
• Knock feet, saying: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Then, disappointed breath and say, "Too late!»
• Show all your sore, and ask: "Do you think it's not contagious?»
• Put it in his pocket something weighty (like the pistol) and periodically thereon pat!
• Sign with some container, labeled "Human organ - HEAD».
• Closely ustavtes to another passenger, then say: "Are you one of them!" And defiantly go to the other side of the elevator.
• leaping say, "Mm-m! Delicious! »
• Smell and say, "It seems to me that someone is here to see prices of your mess of air!»
• When it becomes silent, look around and say, "This is not your pager?»
• On each floor say "Tinker Bell!»
• Say, "I wonder what it is?" And press the red button.
• Listen to the elevator walls with the help of stratoskopa.
• Draw a small kvardrat on the floor and say that this is your place!
• Start something to chew on with noise and champing and invite others to try it.
• Proclaim all defiantly: "I have to move into a more appropriate body!»
• Perform the explosive sounds every time someone clicks the button.
• Consider other passengers through binoculars.
• whistling the national anthem of the Soviet Union.
• Slightly open your or bag and glancing furtively to ask: "Well? Enough air? »
• silent and motionless, face turned away Stand in the corner and do not go out!
• When we get to my floor, crying out loud, try to push the doors of his hands, and when they open, genuinely surprised!
• Draw catch fleas in his head when the elevator car is full.
• Greet each incoming friendly handshake, and ask you to call the Admiral!
• If you find yourself on the top floor, roll down the coin and keep the door open until you hear it zvyaknet below. • Select any passenger with a silly smile on his ustavtes. And then announced: "And I have today new socks!» • When at least in the car typed 8 people, covering her mouth with her hands, bending and grasping for others shout: "Not now, again, damn ... I have always been breaks in the elevator ! »
• Periodically myauchte.
• Offer $ 10 to the person who puts out the light bulb and shove his mouth.
• Knock feet, saying: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Then, disappointed breath and say, "Too late!»
• Show all your sore, and ask: "Do you think it's not contagious?»
• Put it in his pocket something weighty (like the pistol) and periodically thereon pat!
• Sign with some container, labeled "Human organ - HEAD».
• Closely ustavtes to another passenger, then say: "Are you one of them!" And defiantly go to the other side of the elevator.
• leaping say, "Mm-m! Delicious! »
• Smell and say, "It seems to me that someone is here to see prices of your mess of air!»
• Knock feet, saying: "Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Then, disappointed breath and say, "Too late!»
• Show all your sore, and ask: "Do you think it's not contagious?»
• Put it in his pocket something weighty (like the pistol) and periodically thereon pat!
• Sign with some container, labeled "Human organ - HEAD».
• Closely ustavtes to another passenger, then say: "Are you one of them!" And defiantly go to the other side of the elevator.
• leaping say, "Mm-m! Delicious! »
• Smell and say, "It seems to me that someone is here to see prices of your mess of air!»
• When it becomes silent, look around and say, "This is not your pager?»
• On each floor say "Tinker Bell!»
• Say, "I wonder what it is?" And press the red button.
• Listen to the elevator walls with the help of stratoskopa.
• Draw a small kvardrat on the floor and say that this is your place!
• Start something to chew on with noise and champing and invite others to try it.
• Proclaim all defiantly: "I have to move into a more appropriate body!»
• Perform the explosive sounds every time someone clicks the button.
• Consider other passengers through binoculars.
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