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Selyanka decided to shift the stove.
 A hired man. Came setter, I dragged bricks, clay - all under discussion.
The woman cried:
 - With her husband divorced here! ..
 - Why? - Asks setter - drinks?
 - No, - answers Selyanka.
 - Beats?
 - No, - answers Selyanka.
 - What?
 - Snoring, snoring bastard - so that the windows rattle ... In Moscow drove, academics showed a bunch of money exhausted - all one snores.
 - A sleeping like? - Asks the setter.
 - On the back, all - the woman responsible.
 - How to snore - Spread his legs - suggests a man.
 The next day comes setter to finish the work, and meets him covered table, elegant hostess.
 - For what, mistress? - Asks setter - the work is not done.
 - Dog with her, with the stove - meets a woman - to help your advice, my man stopped snoring, how to cut.
Just tell me - how are you, a simple stove-maker, was able to figure out what to what academics have not guessed? !!! Life saved my family - because I did, hell, love!
 - So the academics - is responsible setter - and we simply argue on furnace: razdvinesh foot - eggs fall. Eggs fall - ass closed. Traction is not - and no snoring!