Here is such a Birthday Bashny.Net

It was my birthday.
 I woke up very happy and ran ran to the shower.
 With a smile on his face, I went into the kitchen with the idea, but what do I give a wife.
 She even forgot to congratulate me.
 "Those guys own" - I thought - "well, nothing. Children are not forgotten »
 But children also forgot ...
 Can you imagine with what feelings I drove to work.
 But when I walked into his office, secretary Julia told me gently:
 "Good morning, Chief. Happy Birthday! »
 And I felt something a little better and again looked Julia appraising look.
 Somewhere in the middle of the day, Julia knocked me and said to her languid voice:
 "Chief, there's so warm outside, let's go have lunch together! It's your birthday! »
 And we went.
 After the third martini Julia said languidly:
 "Chief, go-ka to my home. For cases at work there, and it's your birthday! »
 And we went.
 When we prihali, Julia whispered in my ear:
 "Chief, sit down here on the couch, and I'll go and put on something more comfortable!»
 And she was gone.
 After about five minutes the door opened and Julia came out with the cake, it was followed by my wife, children, parents, mother-in-law and father in law, colleagues, friends, and many others.
 And I was sitting on the couch naked ...
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