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Suitable to the bus stop, somehow the doors open because of the large number of passengers, and people are beginning to fit.
 At the forefront of storming the citadel of public transport is plyugavenky little man in a cap, the problem turns out to him on the shoulder it penetrates into the bosom of the bus were pleasant, but not far, just the first step.
 Behind it added a bearded, middle-aged uncle, and also trying to repeat the feat.
It is impossible, but it does not leave a bad attempt and continues to hang on the back of a happy passenger.
The doors are not closed, the bus does not go anywhere, people grumble in terms of expulsion weak link from the zone of closing the door, what takes an active part in the peasant's cap, evidently fearing that he pushed for the company.
 Suddenly stopping some stout lady with a width of about a doorway, which until then silently watched the fruitless attempts bearded, comes to the door, and one powerful, but the best move from the pelvic thrusts of the peasant and squeezes itself. The doors closed, we go.
 People speaks hoarsely, groans, glancing at the lady, but is silent.
And then a little man, he was wearing a cap, the one that pushed out to screaming bearded, he leans over and whispers in his ear (it turned out to be close).
 And since almost complete silence, hears his whole back area.
 - Here, a pancake, eh? Get as someone such a bitch (it is about a lady full). Oh, and he with her namuchaetsya and?
 Bearded silently nodding his head, saying, I agree with you completely dear friend, only the mouth does not open, you can see him so squeezed that the air in the lungs is not left.
And so all the way: the first is crucified, the second agrees, but also the rest of the people.
 Finally we arrived, the door opened and then slammed the bearded lady as a slap in the face, so much so loudly:
 - Get out, bearded fuck. You're in my house shook his head ..!