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Man accompanied the girl home. He loved his girlfriend, fond of easy, and ... could not wait to rendezvous come to an end.
 Ask why? No, not in anticipation of lovemaking and tender feelings, he just VERY Pučile stomach.
I had to smile, keep udaka Uhar, but a cold sweat and then acted on his youthful brow and treacherous in the intestines of all bubbles.

Near her home she invited a guy to his guests, explaining the absence of these things parents. It is foolish not to accept the truth?
 And the guy from proslednih forces gathered their will and their treacherous rumbling stomach into a single bundle of nerves, boldly stepped into the saving darkness, hoping to relieve as soon as possible from the accursed flatulence.
 Upon entering the hall, she whispered to a loved one, that he came into the room, while she, they say, go to the kitchen to prepare something for tea.
A guy in a semiconscious state groped in the darkness some - a door, and literally stumbled into the dark room, typing deep into the lungs of air, he released from his crouching boiling volcano prolonged rattling sound orchestral helicon.
And since small squat, he nervously tried to squeeze out of your insides all long tormented him gases.
 It was like some kind of wild African dance, with its own akompanementom.
Then, to conceal, that is a terrible stench, he did not come up with more, removing the painting from the wall and wave it around the room.
 After an exhausting creative action, he waved one last time as the albatross wing picture, turn on the light ...
With the words: - and what you did not include light? His girlfriend flicked the switch and ...
"The Inspector General" by Gogol read it? Remember, at the end of the silent scene?

Imagine a guy worth middle of the room, holding a picture ...
 And on the couch, staring terrified eyes lies a sweet couple - her sister and her husband, huddled close to each other, with a view, if they fly down in a burning plane.
Sami imagine what a shock they experienced when only started to fall asleep someone broke in total darkness in the room, crouching began loudly bullshit and then tore off the wall painting, and began waving it as if spent some satanic ritual.