Excuses for those who do not want to marry or marry. Bashny.Net

Why can not marry until 2042?
 It is said that if you believe in omens, you can not get married in 2004, 2005 and 2006. Some say that in 2007, too, can not get married, and in 2008, too - as the years unfavorable for this. And what happens next? Just for fun decided to cook up signs for those wishing to formalize relations for several decades ahead:

2003 - has already passed (those who did not have time this year to get married, that was late)
 2004 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2005 - year of the widow
 2006 - a year widower
 2007 - the year cuckold
 2008 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2009 - the year of the unborn child (if you marry this year children will not)
 2010 - the year of divorce (who married this year, he will soon divorce)
 2011 - year of the traitor (if you marry this year, your spouse will constantly change)
 2012 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2013 - a baker's dozen - an unfortunate year for marriage
 2014 - the year of the black mother in law (if you marry this year - mother-in-law zadolbali)
 2015 - Year of the lack of money (if you get married in the year, the money in the family will not. We'll have to live in poverty.)
 2016 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2017 - the year of abortion (the name speaks for itself)
 2018 - a year of quarrels and enmity between the spouses (if you marry this year - life will quarrel)
 2019 - Year of the Pig (zhenivshiesya will suffer from obesity)
 2020 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2021 - a year of down (at zhenivshihsya may appear mentally retarded children)
 2022 - the year many children (if married in this year children will be so much that you run out on them neither money nor attention)
 2023 - the year of a bitch (the bride immediately after marriage can become a bitch)
 2024 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2025 - the year of the alcoholic (at zhenivshihsya this year likely to become an alcoholic)
 2026 - the year of a workaholic (zhenivshihsya this year will not be interested in anything other than work)
 2027 - Year of the evil eye (if you marry this year, you will be sure someone jinx)
 2028 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2029 - the year Apfilturiya (if your name is not Apfiltury, you is not recommended to get married this year. Parents may still have time to name their sons Apfilturiyami).
 2030 - the year impotent (immediately after the wedding, men may experience problems)
 2031 - the year treachery (if you are getting married this year, you will always betray)
 2032 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2033 - the year of the astronaut (if you marry this year, the bride-wife have long to tell children that their daddy the astronaut deepwater)
 2034 - Year of the ungrateful children (your grandchildren will curse you if you marry this year)
 2035 - Year of jealousy (zhenivshiesya this year will always be jealous of each other and suspicious of treason)
 2036 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2037 - the year of the stranger (marriage can only be completely unfamiliar people, preferably those you see someone for the first time. In other cases, the wedding is contraindicated!)
 2038 - the year of the queue to the registrar (in this year finally can marry those komunelzya been doing it since 2003. There are long queues at the registry office - so you still will not have time. Exception - if will take place later this year. )
 2039 - year of the unconventional (recommended only same-sex marriage, otherwise the marriage is contraindicated)
 2040 - a leap year (to get married in a leap year - a bad omen)
 2041 - the year of senility (those who could not get married in 2003 fell into old age and marry them useless)

Aleksey Radchenko, January 2, 2004