The five stages of mobile welfare Bashny.Net

Stage 1.
 Reason for outgoing calls: Danger to life, it is absolutely necessary.
 Reaction to incoming: Call me at the city !!! & quot;
 The reaction at the sight of bill: Well, no shit myself !? For what? !!! & Quot;

Stage 2.
 Reason for outgoing calls: the absence of a regular phone.
 Reaction to incoming: Okay, you say, just quickly. & Quot;
 The reaction at the sight of the account: I knew it ... & quot;

Stage 3.
 Reason for outgoing calls: urban employment.
 Reaction to incoming: No, no, tell me. & Quot;
 The reaction at the sight of the account: Um ... But when I called to Kenya? & Quot;

Stage 4.
 Reason for outgoing calls: any.
 Reaction to incoming: Come on, it's a penny. & Quot;
 The reaction at the sight of the account: Hmm ... strange. Well, the dog with them. & Quot;

5 stage.
 Reason for outgoing calls: just.
 Reaction to incoming: Ira? Hi. Well, tell me ... & quot;
 The reaction at the sight of bill: Well, no shit myself !? For what? !!! & Quot;