History, a few years ago told traumatologist of the city of Chelyabinsk. Bashny.Net

Work with provincial Sklifosovsky at least tedious and difficult than that of a similar muse ministers in Moscow, and the joys of their age falls just a little bit. So all is well remembered for centuries and passed down from generation to generation.

A tired and grim Brigade "Ambulance" brought to the emergency room of pale type with frightened eyes and passed it to the surgeon's hands with a diagnosis of "ohrenevshy masturbator." During interrogation it was found out that this instance decided to give themselves a maximum pleasure by introducing into the urethra ordinary ballpoint pen school for 35 cents, for which he paid. Handle stuck.

Thrill driven on a gurney and taken to surgery where unloaded on the table. The duty surgeon gently zamyvshis and carrying sterile hands in front of him, approached the object, carefully examined the swollen red body with sticking to a couple of centimeters of the tip of the pen, with sucked in his breath and turned to the team, he said with feeling: "No, you just Look at this! Member - damn! - Corresponding! »

Shock. Apotheosis. Writhing with laughter team had to quickly change. Surgeon, of course, too. Because shaking hands, he would have him out there such naoperiroval ... By the way, the Hochma on the Corresponding Member of the mate told only after the successful completion of the operation ;-)

A.S.