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I am a guinea pig. Experienced rabbit.

Needless to lie around in bed, if you can not make money there.

If there is no water in the tap, so the Russian intelligentsia still alive ...

This intellectual would never say: "Yo ... your mother." He will say: "I am fit your fathers».

If used as a material for slipcovers for sofas and armchairs polyethylene, it wean many of your guests surreptitiously wiping greasy hands on the furniture during the festive feast.

Every pretty girl, each can be a shy sweetheart somewhere blyadckie are hidden genes grandmother.

If you are not satisfied with your salary - give it to my wife!

Destroy the money - a source of inflation!

Democracy is measured by the distance that can pass without being a citizen identity card.

Beer has come to an end ...

Politeness - not only send, but the wires.

Everyone has their own problems: one soup liquid, and one small diamonds ...

Every buyer of the jeep - the right to free!

Cultured people instead of "to x * k" writes "Finally».

When Sultan unexpectedly returns from a business trip, closets just bursting with men.

Man - this is such a bastard, which is only worse ... a woman.

Always tell the woman that she is not like the others, if you want to receive from it the same as other ...

For all the good you have to pay, and for bad - pay.

Still shit something to eat, a million flies can not be wrong.

Do you like to skate, love and the females carry.

All you have to fight as Sidorova mom!

Accuracy can be offset diameter of the projectile.

The early bird gets ... that night Neh * d been doing ...

Ensign of political studies Petrov knew that he had a right to work, but due to natural modesty he rarely used it.

Paradise - a place where there are no alarms, Mondays and superiors ...

The later is coming soon, more accurate diagnosis ...

The permeated the rising sun transparent morning forest on the tip of the petal delicate lily of the valley, shimmering rainbow colors like a tiny Brilliantik hung a drop of urine.

Spring builders buried in the ground a few foundations. Autumn grown neighborhood. However, then there bred tenants - and the house began to die ...