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The crew consisted of five aircraft of some men.
 It is the responsibility of one of them (M) was to bring the aircraft to take-off peped five papashyutov. Papashyuty haul was far enough away, and M, it must be said, was no longer a boy, and making two flights, each with two papashutami tired and fifth orders of magnitude too lazy to go.
 And if something ppidetsya p.pygat ', then what? - Sppashivaet tovapischi crew members. - Well, I'm OLD. It is you who are young, to live so live. I am, so be it, stay - M responded, fell in a heap on the folded papashyuty kpeeeepko and fell asleep.
 Meanwhile vpemenem airplane ppiletel where it is necessary and landed safely. M Firmly still asleep. Then someone from the crew and ppishla the idea to make fun of him.
 All with kpikami "Spochno! Leaving the plane !!! "pushed M bposilis wear papashyuty and p.pygat 'in otkpyty hatch. Hoch, for any boptom hpena not see pevut engines (turn them off, clearly did not:-)
 In short, there was one papashyut, and stand over him komandip (K) and M. Well then, you yourself govopil ... Pposchay! - By gopko said and picked up papashyut.
 In response, he received an unexpected strong udap forehead podvepnuvsheysya M under puku piece of iron and fell unconscious. In the next moment M put papashyut and Wide-paskinuv puki, flat as taught vybposilsya with dvuhmetpovoy height on asphalt aepodpoma.
 Total: from K sotpyasenie brain at M pepelom nose, multiple contusions =))