The story of ingenuity and Stepanych Bashny.Net

There was the story, when the country was not a single product that can not be not be called a deficit. A friend working at the factory, liked to drink, like most hard workers, and all the lumpen, podvorovyval.
 A favorite delicacy as he saw a cow's udder (!). And once again, fairly taking on the chest at the end of the day, as usual hid Stepanych favorite product (udder) pants and stomped through the checkpoint to the tram setting.
 It should be noted that the forgetfulness little man often forgot to fasten his pants after using the toilet.
 Went to the salon tram, he plopped down on the seat and started staring at the passengers. Just above him stood a young girl. Casual look it fell sitting Stepanych and she let out a muffled squeak and rolled his eyes.
 Stepanych followed this view and found that out of his pants unbuttoned ... sticking member! (But you guessed that it was the nipple of the udder!).
 Without saying a word, resourceful joker pulls from his pocket a pen nizhik, I must say quite dull, and with a visible effort saw off its own end and throws it out the window !!!
 Then quietly hides knife podpihivaet bleeding stump of his pants and quietly fastens his pants. The girl fainted and Stepanych filled with joyful laughter drunk)))