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When Kolya stopped drinking, he got his business and tummy.
 Being a technical person, it is the fourth part of its profits spent on all sorts of technical gadgets to facilitate domestic work.
Following stiralka machine, computers and automation specialties, a wave of entertainment. Apartment quickly filled with all the beautiful imported rubbish, such as air conditioners, cinemas, satellite dishes, etc. Even canned he opened a special electric knife.
 And after spending the next deal, walking to the shops, he came across a miniature video camera for video surveillance in China. Most of all he was attracted no small price, and the ability to wirelessly transmit images to a TV via a radio signal.
Simply put, the camera was mounted with the transmitter and receiver is a tiny raised next to the TV and connected to it. The camera with a small battery can be moved around the home, watching on TV in the household. Luggage fine "see" in the dark.
 Quickly pay for the purchase, Kolya got a guarantee in Russian and Chinese description. At home, after the test, the camera in the bedroom Kolyan adapted to your computer in the Web camera by connecting instead of batteries for stationary power supply. I should add that on the first floor, almost under his bedroom is cable television studio, which broadcasts to the entire neighborhood.
 Despite the long experience of the conjugal Kolya dearly loved his wife and did not miss a chance to fondle her. And do it inventively, affectionately and with youthful zeal. Almost every evening, he showed a fantastic ingenuity, without ceasing to surprise his wife. She responded with ardent reciprocity. On that day, Kohl advice of a friend bought, except for the camera and a tablet of Viagra.
 And in the evening, taking advantage of leaving daughter, Kolya and his wife was in bed earlier than usual. Long conjugal affection were no less passionate than the honeymoon. But over the years I came to experience and completely disappeared false shame. More than three hours of continued celebration of love. Long after midnight, tired and happy wife fell asleep.
 In the morning Luba, his wife Kolya woke up before her husband. As an exemplary wife, she started her day with breakfast ingredients. In the process of cleaning potatoes, Luba through the open window I heard snatches of conversation lively pensioners on a bench at the entrance. Scraps of phrases "... to Delhi TVT television? ...", "... Why do we need this corruption ...?", "Why no sound and no sound if, for some reason no subtitles or sign language?" "How did he look like a Kolya, from the fourth ... ".
Not giving much importance the conversation, Luba wiped her hands, took control of a small TV and a seventh pushed the button on which the channel TVT.
Prior familiar pattern appeared in front of any screen. Her bedroom, her bed, and her husband, her sleeping peacefully. Control of naughty hands fell right into the pan with the potatoes shelled.
Afraid to believe what was happening, ran Luba rushed to wake Kohl. While Kolyan woke Luba turned on the TV in the bedroom on the canal TVT. Kolyan realized all at once. Cable repeater has been tuned to the same frequency as the new camera which Kolyan forgot to turn off.
 Its signal is somehow drowned signal TW and began to broadcast a picture of the bedroom. So instead of the movie "go to fight some old" retired the night before, looked cool show "Behind the Glass" with its neighbors. In online ...
 Needless to say that the popularity of Kolyano neighbors, especially the female half, rose to dizzying heights.

Author Fat Pooh

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