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Once the first-graders were offered a reading lesson to draw an illustration of Pushkin's poem:

Reins fluffy blowing
 Flying wagon daring.
 The driver sits on the box
 In sheepskin warmth in kushachke.

And that's what happened with the kids.
 Let's start with the fact that most of the quatrains intelligible words were "coat" and "kushachek».

Wagon was depicted as a flying object. How Come? Well, the same Russian language because it is said - "Fly". So flies. And some children this unit had a cubic shape. Probably because of consonance of the words "wagon" and "cube". And now flying through the sky a kind of ki (y) and the cue ball does what? That's right - explodes. Who? Reins fluffy. What is the reins? Apparently if fluffy, hence such animals. However, that in the name of strange "reins" What kind of animal? A normal such animals. Alien. Somewhere in appearance between beavers and blackbirds.

And here it is already a logical picture is - flies cubic serious a spacecraft, from which the poor fluffy mutants - reins rained hail of shells and bombs, spreading alien animals to shreds. (The concept of cases first-graders do not know yet because of their age. Therefore, no one is embarrassed that says something reins, not the reins as the idea would have to be).

And nearby, not far from this disgrace sits some mysterious person and calmly behind this genocide is watching. This is the driver. Moreover, it is shown sitting on the hoop (obluchek - obruchok, almost completely the same), in the housing and with a shovel in his hands. Why with a shovel? Well, how - he's the driver, what else could he dig pits. He sits on the hoop, then with a shovel on the edge of a huge pit, which had already safely dig. Ask why dug? It is clear why - the reins bury + logical? Logical. Yes.

Sent TPAKTOP