Pro Amateur urban network with humor

Urban amateur network.

Taken from the site x15.ru.

I do all that bad?

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As it is known homeland begins with a rather

different things - for example, the image in your

primer.

Fortunately for browsing this

textbook does not require connection to

World Wide Web.

But how to begin your internet?

Maybe with the system

ADMINISTRATOR *?

* system administrators in common.



In the photo:

This atsky sysadmin

home network is always on the alert.

Alert for network dependability.

It's all evenly

absorbed in the work of the Main Server.

Perhaps the most important is the server?

The server is a key part of any network.

This is an expensive and complex device stores

information on the status of personal accounts,

mail client, files ...



They say that the president of concern CISCO, when I saw the picture on the product photos, decided to commit suicide. "What is it?" He cried sobbing -

"For twenty years we have done a better

communications equipment in the world,

and now in the third millennium, we

completely degraded ».

Of course, the crooked sawn

This self-made holes

the main server home network

do not affect the speed and quality of your internet, but as something bad

turned ...

While in a normal home network server is not one! Sometimes there is back-up, and almost

always the intermediate segment.



In the photo:

The server segment.

The attic apartment building.

Nothing superfluous.

In fact, all this is not important. The main thing in any network is the network! That is, do

communication, and of course the switching equipment. Eventually the server

can be exchanged for real, the system administrator can be cured, writing in the group

"Alcoholics Anonymous", but a reliable network quality plus turnpike

Equipment this is the most important condition and guarantee quality and fast Internet

you have at home and at work!



In the photo:

Access hub. Basement apartment house.

Bucket - reliable assistant provider

anti-flooding technology

premises.



But in the attic you can do without the bucket!



Oh, those birds!

There is no pride in them for

scientific and technical

progress!

By the way, this power

pretty electric

extender receives from the network

lighting loft.

They say the company's employees, to install the network

Hub still scratching their heads - why they cocoa Switch,

and completely ignore the tee? And maybe those nasty pigeons

Use it as something different?



Savvy

installers not

brings!

Networkers VS birds - one one

Savvy generally a necessary element in the construction of the home city networks!

Maybe you paid attention to the huge number of aircraft overhead cables in your city. It is not by accident. The fact is that since to resolve the conflict

between providers and feathered and failed, the management went on

cunning. You probably saw how birds love to swing on wires? Here! Now

birds will be able to send their natural needs on the street. The more

wires, the more whole network equipment! As far as the lack of reliability

vozdushek, this is easily compensated by the human factor. After all, as you know,

footage we decide everything!





In the photo above:

The shoe full of holes? So what!? But aerial cable from the wind will not rub off!

Here it networker - Stakhanovets! We would stand day, yes night to hold out!



In the photo:

Switch Node

apartment building.

Enemies never will understand!

Power supply unit

receives directly from

apartments №HH due

which work in the internet

home sometimes

suspended

attempts Pyotr

(host sq. xx) include

kettle and washing

the car at the same time!

EPILOGUE

Now you know how the Internet works in your city. Home networks,

rescued at one time humanity from the horrors of modem access, have become

some ugly likeness ISP. In fact, their time is irrevocably away.

For example, in Moscow, home networks already almost gone. Large providers

buy them at the root. People get a little money for the service 24 hours a day, 7

days a week, efficiently, and professionally. Investments and advanced

Technology main weapon to combat the ISP-yourself providers.

HERE

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