Rating 9 things that made / -s to a man / woman, if ... Bashny.Net

RATING 9 things that would make a man, if he had on Day 1 APPEARED vaginitis:

9. Immediately went to buy zucchini and cucumber.

8. Stood have a small mirror in her hand and a half hours.

7. would check whether it is possible to shoot a ping-pong table in the 5 meters?

6. crosses his legs would no redistribution of eggs.

5. podtseplennym would have been at the bar for 10 minutes before closing.

4. Raped multiorgazm be long and be ready for new orgasms

immediately. 3. Went to a ginekogologu and asked to record a session of video.

2. I sit on the bed and prayed for breasts too.

1. Finally would find this fucking point G!

RATING 9 things that would make ZHENSCHISHA, if she 1 day APPEARED PENIS:

9. Quickly to climb the corporate ladder.

8. masturbate to.

7. would write at the same time led small talk with the man next to the men's room.

6. to figure out WHY you can never be sure to get into the toilet.

5. I would know what it means to be on the verge of clinical orgasm.

4. touched yourself in public, not caring how it might look from the outside.

3. to jump up and down with an erection, trying to find out if it's funny how it looks.

2. Understand the law of physics, according to which the refraction of light passing between the eyes of a man and a line attached to the penis, makes gaining a couple of centimeters to the result of the measurement.

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