Anecdote (5 pieces) Bashny.Net

Wife - husband:
 - What, again hidden my evening dress? Little Man! Come on, unclench fist.
Announcement:
The driver of the car VAZ-2109 with the letter «L» on the front bumper - really want to meet you! The driver of the car "ehus."

One deputy calls to another:
 - Where are you now?
 - In the Duma.
 - And at what level?

What kind of elections we have had? The pharmacy choices condom and then more.

If I was not a programmer, I probably would have become a surgeon:
like, you know, dig deeper into any uyne * incomprehensible.