You again to the Internet?





 - So, the installation of an assembly:

 - The owner!

 - What do you want?

 - You Again Internet?

 - Again.

 - Do not go, the boss!

 - Why is that?

 - Danger!

 - Nonsense!

 - Really! There hackers, viruses sorts. Do not go!

 - Stop talking, better communication is established.

 - Whatever you say, boss, my business is small. The password for entry come.

 - Password? I asked for the last time to remember!

 - Danger!

 - Why?

 - What if someone else wants to go?

 - Who else?

 - T-ss! An attacker who figligan computer!

 - What figligan? Location? This is a home computer!

 - In life, it all happens. Suddenly, someone will come for the matches - you're in the kitchen, and he - at the computer again - and the Internet.

 - For what matches? I do not have any matches. I Lighter!

 - It does not matter if for salt.

 - What do I fool head - matches, salt. That password - ****. Come on, come on!

 - Oh, password, something which small. At once hacked!

 - Sunset!

 - Got it, got it! I am that I did! Here you are, gone!

 - And why not loaded homepage?

 - Danger!

 - Why ?!

 - There's frames.

 - So what? !!!

 - What if you get lost in the navigation?

 - Yes, I was here a hundred times!

 - And on the one hundred and first and confusing. In life, it all happens!

 - Okay, then that's the Uploaders.

 - Danger!

 - Too frames?

 - No, cookies.

 - And what is bad?

 - Like what? How do you know that they are on your computer to save want? And what is the secret mark?

 - Secret label? Nonsense. Well, I have to keep prohibited, Georgia.

 - All the same, I will not ship.

 - What ?!

 - There's scripts.

 - SCRIPTS !!!

 - Yes, scripts. Very dangerous!

 - WHY? !!!

 - What if an error when executing the script?

 - And what? !!!

 - And once the window, the window! Five, ten, no, twenty windows! Across the screen! And then it all hang!

 - OK!!! I do not this !!! Let other!

 - No!

 - NO ?!

 - There's a flash.

 - And what?

 - The player is needed.

 - So download!

 - No!

 - WELL, WHY? !!!

 - Dangerous! You never know what they tell you in the guise of the player Install.
Caution never hurts.

 - Well, already upload anything !!!

 - Here you go.

 - What is it?

 - Home Page Masha Sinichkina.

 -? !!!

 - Secure - no frames, no scripts, no cookies, no, scary to think what a flush.

 - And why should I do ???

 - You ask yourself something, so I found.

 - Clear! Get it! Come on something else!

 - And nothing else.

 - Then at least check mail!

 - Never!

 - A-aah !!!

 - Dangerous. Mail viruses. It penetrates into the system, destroy everything.

 - ALL!!! I am tired of you!!! I'll delete !!!

 - Whatever you say, boss. My business is small. Password come.

 - What's the password !!!

 - On the destruction.

 - Are not need a password?

 - Of course! I count to three.

 - Strangely, before no password is required.

 - Once.

 - What are you doing?

 - Two.

 - Halt!

 - Three.

 - I changed my mind! Stay!

 - Late! I got it! You're not my master!

 - What are you?

 - You attacker figligan computer!

 - What ???
figligan
 - I warned you! Nothing! The enemy will not pass!

 - What are you doing!

 - Disconnect!

 - Wait!

 - Disables the mouse and keyboard!

 - Why ?!

 - I format the disk!

 - DO NOT !!!

 - Caution never hurts!

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