The crisis comes to us, the crisis comes to us ... (7 photos)

According to rumors in the country wanders crisis and banks are trying to limit the issuance of cash to the public. And where the population takes cash? In ATMs. Here are the most common tricks that will allow the bank to save your money intact.

Failure at an ATM. Simple, cheap and cheerful. But all too obvious.




Blow up the ATM.
Firmly, but dangerous. May be accused of terrorism.



Restrict access.
For example so:



or even because



But then again - once it becomes clear - the case of the bank!

Place an ATM in an inaccessible location.
For example so:



Do not go. Will get. Therefore it is better so:



However, again all too obvious and can be initiated excitement.
Therefore, we represent the absolute record holder for limiting access and secrecy:

1st place.



And access is limited, and the reason can be blamed on the workers
Brilliant, I think.

Well anecdote on the topic of the day:
Crisis
The customer comes to the bank withdraw money.
Cashier:
 - No money.
Client:
 - It is necessary.
Cashier:
 - Why?
Client:
 - The rent to pay.
Cashier:
 - The payment transfer.
Client:
 - Damn, I want to eat, give money - go to a restaurant.
Cashier:
 - Do you have the same card. Pay by Visa, but you do not have money, we can give.
Client (hysterically):
 - Give me my money! I may want to make a prostitute!
Cashier (pointing to the operatsionistok):
 - Please choose!

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