"Mom, you give me a hundred rubles, and then I told you about dad a secret to tell you!» Bashny.Net

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Little Vovochka resorts to mom and says:

— Mommy, will you give me a hundred rubles? I want to go to the movies!

— No way! Go do your homework, Vova. — responds mom.

— Well, mA-a-a-am! Well, ple-a-ASE!

— I have no money! Come to Papa.

And I had already asked, it does not. Mommy, give me a hundred rubles.

— Vova, enough! Quit wasting! — out mom.

— Mom, you give me a hundred rubles, and then I told you about dad a secret to tell you!

— What's that? — concerned mother.

— And yet you went to the neighbor to our house came a beautiful lady. She and dad had locked himself in the bedroom, and I heard what they were saying…

What about, Dylan? Speak!

— Mom, give me a hundred roubles, then tell…

— Oh... OK, on! — mother holds out the johnny money. — Now you tell me what dad was talking with this aunt?

Vovochka neatly folds a hundred rubles deeper into his pants pocket and says:

— Mother... the aunt told my dad: "Your little johnny learns only a pair of deuces. And every class is rude to the teachers! You need to take action!". And dad said, "Okay, I understand. I will whip a johnny strap!".

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