In the train rode the Professor. When he sat down bored "Pansy", something unexpected happened!

Man is not always what it seems. The hero of this story proved it by example, so much so that the Site remains the only standing ovation!



When I was in the early 90's he studied at St. Petersburg state University, journalism, lectures on the literature of the Middle Ages read Andrey Koloskov Semenovich, doctor of science with Philology. A brilliant teacher, an intellectual in the fifth generation, the author of the piles of books and scientific papers. But did not look professorial — rumpled suit, short gray hedgehog, Golden fixed in the mouth and a missing ring finger on his right hand — the injury time of the first construction crews.

When he came to read to our first course lecture, at the end of it all greatly surprised, asking each to write on a piece of paper with one hand — as many unusual obscene expressions, on the other hand, the slang-thieves (well, who what knew). As it turned out, for the sake of the profession A. S. was well-known in narrow scientific circles rare special criminal folklore, 20 years collecting where possible all sorts of convoluted phrases, even in the area went for information and to order the interior Ministry at the time worked on the publication of special literature for the hair dryer. Well, students of all he is also regularly interviewed and sometimes, something new was found.
Here's uncle.

And here is a story that happened to him at the time.

Don't know how, but at Uni studying journalism rumors spread instantly. A. S. was riding on the last train from Warsaw station to yourself in Kupchino. In the car he is one and at the next stop entered a 3 "bull" heads tonsured as an American lawn, red blazers, sports pants. Well, we all remember the type. Right now, these guys have grown up and saddled the power chair, and then to see "nine" General broken, here they are in the train and jumped. Mood all have no, just go so boring, well addicted to the uncle to stalk.

Supposedly, what's in the pockets, it is necessary to share, bro, no bullshit, don't understand?!

And then in response to the A. C. a mixture of concrete Mat and clean give a damn about high purity without using any normal words of the living great Russian language, delivers a long monologue. From his stump speeches, with great difficulty and slowly, never trampled the zone "athletes-bulls", with growing horror you realize thatjust that they "ran" out of the blue on one of the most famous crime bosses of the country, the famous thief-in-law, who now returned from places of imprisonment.

And in order that tomorrow they are sure to find the best criminal power of Peter, if only they right now not to apologize to him in the highest degree sincere.

Then all three with white faces began to chat in the train on his knees and asked forgiveness to the next stop, where you just flew out of the car.

Knowledge is power!

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