It is a hilarious story about the peculiarities of male logic
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Photo source: Pikabu.ruOdnazhdy lumberjack chopping a tree over the river, and dropped into it the ax. He wept with grief, but then the Lord appeared to him and asked:
- What are you crying
?
- How can I not cry, because I dropped into the river ax and can no longer earn a livelihood of my family
.
Then the Lord took from the river a golden ax and asked:
- It's your ax ?
- No, this is not my ax, - said the woodcutter
.
The Lord took from the river silver ax and asked:
- Maybe it's your ax ?
- No, it's not my ax - Lumberjack replied
.
Finally, the Lord took from the river iron ax.
- Yes, this is my ax - happy woodcutter
.
- I see you are an honest man, and keep my commandments, - said the Lord - take it as his reward three ax
.
He became a lumberjack live happily ever after in abundance, but he unfortunately fell into the river by his wife. Again, he wept bitterly. And again, the Lord appeared to him and asked:
- What are you crying
?
- How can I not cry, because the river dropped my wife
.
Then the Lord took from the river and Claudia Schiffer asked:
- It's your wife
?
- Yes, that's my wife - said happily woodcutter
.
The Lord was angry:
- You lied to me, how is it
?
- You see, O Lord, - said a woodcutter - there came a slight misunderstanding. I replied that it was not my wife. You would then be pulled from the river Cindy Crawford, and I would once again said that she was not my wife. Then you would have got my wife, and I would say that now she is my wife. You would have given me all three of them, and what would I do with them? I would not be able to feed them all, and all four of us would be very unhappy