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Site continues to please the reader selection of the most amusing anecdotes. In today's issue - only the most recent of humor! - Me, please, whiskey and cola
! - We have only Pepsi
. - Well, let's Pepsi and Coke
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Dear people!
My good friend bought tickets for the Champions League final in Milan on Saturday. Unfortunately, he did not realize that he is getting married that day (he bought the tickets long before it became clear that this day will be a free option to execute all documents and to marry in the same long queue).
Now, actually, the issue may be that someone wants to get married this Saturday? So please, anyone ?!
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Wait and - see, We'll Live - learn, survive - will take into account
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After the murder of the police first of all finds, whether involved in the crime victim's spouse. And, in general, is all there is to know about marriage.
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How much trash does not rammed - will still have to make
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- They say you quit drinking ...
- I'll tell you more: no
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Marital status: I can not forget this thing
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- What's your name
? - Thank you, good! What is your?
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Failed kutia spoiled the mood at the wake.
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Opera - this is a show that starts at 19:00. Two hours later, you look at the clock and see that even 19:15.
via factroom.ru
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