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Site is happy to indulge the reader a fresh portion of humor in the genre joke! Sit, then, Ilya Muromets, Nikitich and Alyosha Popovich in a cave, drink. Here Dragon arrives and says:
- Guys, can I sit here
? - Went to FIG
! Snake departed. On the street the rain starts to drip. The serpent again:
- Well, guys, can I sit here
? - Went to FIG
! Again Snake departed. And already the lightning, hail on the street. Snake:
- Well, guys, there's rain, lightning ... Can I sit here in the corner
? - Went to FIG
! - Come on, you're sorry, what? Let him sit. Sit!
The serpent crawled into a corner, sits, whispers:
- Went to FIG went FIG ... Can I live here
! ***
- Hey, dumplings something delicious
! - Yes, delicious. But in general, people in the cinema with popcorn go ...
***
Teaching. Fly a plane with the paratroopers, it is time to landing. At issue:
- Sidorov went
! - I hopped three times and did not open the parachute
! Pushed.
And at this point it passes a meeting on the farm.
The Chairman:
- Yes, how much, comrades, it will continue ?! Cows not doeny, milkmaids all in the decree, tractor eternally drunk ...
A terrible blow to the roof.
Chairman (low voice): Yes, and the trooper got already ...
***
When in Amsterdam, near the Pass cyclists shout in Russian, "Get down, it's my bike!" - Few people will throw the bikes and run away
. ***
- Yesterday went shopping
. - Shopping
- With such a salary - zyring
! ***
- Mom, buy dog
! - No
! - Oh, please, buy
! - I told you, no! Sell it to someone else!
***
I remember, as a child, I laughed so hard when the wolf in "Just you wait!" Himself photographed. It was so weird!
But who would have thought ...
***
- A schedule of holidays, you month on what letter
? - On "And»
. - Well, go Invar
. ***
It's amazing: 4 days did not shave, and the jacket is already sitting as a stolen
. ***
Strange I have a job. Ask how a smart, pay a moron.
via factroom.ru
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