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Ends academic year, and is approaching the next session. And it is an occasion to recall the witty phrase of teachers and recharge your good mood before the exams.

< Website publishes a selection of quotes teachers who flashed not only the mind, but also a sense of humor. We wish all the students nor Good luck, and, as they say, a freebie, Catching

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? - Well, I have him more interested in a tailspin ... What you looking at me? We actually French Department!
The lecture is heard the sound of coins.
- You have, in my opinion, the money fell. Ready for the meeting? Judging from the ringing volume, still not ready.
Lawyer without a sense of humor - a prosecutor
Consider the model of tree growth.. There is a cylindrical barrel radius kx. It has a hole through which water is pumped ... maybe alcohol, maybe something more interesting ...
- because corn performs miracles because corn - it myasokolbasa. ? I replied to your question
- For greater strength of clay should be naked ... Oh, baked
- The teacher explains the Gauss - Jordan, suddenly stops and turns to the audience:!
  - Oh, and you know that Gauss had 2 wives? While he was married, he could not open, I was an ordinary cobbler, as they dragged him to the bottom. That ran away from them - and the method of its opened. What's he done
- -! Girl, you have in something of a witch
  . - This is seen as a compliment
  ? - This is seen as a "otsyadte away»
- Why do I need to hurry to the first pair, if I die
  - the teacher asks the audience to indicate somewhere on the middle ranks:
    - Here you have a very clever person. Can you answer the question? What's your name?
    - Me? Kira.
    - Kira, you're beautiful .. A smart face young man next to you
  - In ancient Rome, there were shoes with heels, the more "lubutenov" henpecked but were still !..
  - There was a genre of medieval theater - morality. And I have a favorite character from there - a worm that corrodes the soul. As it portrayed? I appeared on the scene a man with a sign on which was written: "The worm, corrodes the soul," and everyone knew everything.
  - For example, let's take a break. I know a lot of information, we have to rest - well, did not go back to ...
  - - By the way, all of the holiday, in the sense in spring
    ! - Yesterday was World Day of seals
    . - Well ... then all fur seals
    plus sign. From the bowels of the audience:
    -. Meow
    - Does this uproar at least someone who has done their homework ? Though a righteous man?
      - The economic potential of the economic potential discord. There is economic potential sew pants, but there is the economic potential of making ballistic missiles.
      - Do you know what a rising and descending metaphors?
        "Her eyes were like turquoise" - a rising metaphor, but "her eyes as the brakes." - Descending
      - Remember, you are in one class was taught to draw such hooks? Teach you yet? So you have been taught to paint the sign of the double integral
      - -. You're reading Camus
        ? -. Yes
        - This is commendable, of course, but not at my lectures
      - If I am on Monday did not come to work, then you are very poorly written control and I have a heart attack <!. br>
        
        - Offset in what form?
        - The good: experience all the emotions and adrenaline rush. Extra session - it's an incredible feeling, certainly all have to try
        Nicotine is a weak drug, which is common in almost all countries!. And the plant itself is a terrific career
        -. Men have two meters of feminine beauty. The first - a distance. The woman went on, the more beautiful it is. And the second one say?
        - Alcohol?
        - That's right, a purely masculine approach
        Cribs - it's like a lecture ... only Barbie
        You come to the exam, already having five, most importantly -. Not to spoil her with his answer In the National People's Congress of deputies in 2987. If the exam, I ask you to call them all by name, know this: I have currencies
        
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