Love in Odessa - she is

In Odessa has its own atmosphere. Love is there, too, has its own, very special. Odessites temperament does not hold. And Tricks. Well, where do without a sharp, well-aimed witty remark, which is not so easy to recover.

Maybe there's all about bold Odessa Cupid, who knows ... In any case, Website

• - Yasha, I have to warn you: do not devour so greedily all women undergoing
  ! - Rosette, I'm still
  eyes. - I hear you slurp -! Sarochka what you have me economical
  ! - Sho such Dodik? You sho do not like ?!
  - Oh, on the contrary! I am still very delighted when you darn my socks thread of tea bags! Good husband to take a walk at night sneaking into the bedroom, so as not to wake his wife.
  - Sam, and lope time
  ? - Ten o'clock, Rose
  ! - I still hear the clock struck one sho
  . - And Shaw, did you want them to do you struck zero -? Shmulik, we will not meet again ...
  - What, in your mind cockroaches voted against me
  
  
  
  
  • -? Rebbe, people say that you have taught your wife Sarah play poker.
    - Did so. And not a bit sorry. Yesterday I beat her half his salary -! Shlema, you think, my wife liked
    ? - Well, like ... well, yes
    . - How much do you give for it
    ? - Why would
    ? - Agreed, take the so -Sёma, you see that a drunken man
    !? - I see
    . -So Now, five years ago, he offered me his hand and heart. But I turned him down!
    - Happy, celebrates five years
    ! (But he did not tell her, he thought she did) Listen Lyudmilochka sho Aunt Celia has to tell of these men. Most men spend money on nonsense. A nonsense such a capricious! Constantly asking, "Do you love me exactly?»
    
    
    
    
    • - Sofochka, you sit comfortably
      ? - Yes, Abramushka! Do not worry, it is very convenient ...
      - And well you can see from this place
      ? - Yes, my dear! Very good all seen ...
      - Do not blow it
      ? - No, my good, everything is fine
      ! - Come on then places to change Advice from Aunt Sonya:
      . - If your husband is crazy, let it expired yogurt. Let psyche elsewhere -. Hello, Rose! Honey, we were robbed or did you left me? The couple before going to bed.
      - Chaim! One of five: either you have shut the window, or four times got in the face
      
      
      
      
      • - Hello, Fira? I quarreled with Abram! He insulted me! He spat into the pot of soup! He slammed the door and said he would go to the whore! Fira, I die! He's not in your -? Sofochka, so you tell me, is my husband? No, I reply, it is a parasite! Killed ... would
        - Why, Rivochka
        ? - Yesterday I asked for this shletsika 100 dollars at beauty salon
        . - And Shaw, gave
        ? - The worst! He looked at me closely and gave ... three hundred - Leva, look here:. "The woman - always a surprise, but not always a gift" - Look, Lyudmilochka sho Aunt Celia has. you say of these men. They give us candy, chocolate is different, then outraged, we polneem sho! It would have gave us only some diamonds - and we would still sparkled
        
        
        
        
        • -! Joseph, I will make you very happy now! !
          - Sarah, mine will miss you very much In spite of the fact that Simochka six months before the date of birth, requested her nothing to give, Yasha still forgot a gift -!. Rosa , look, what a beautiful day today!
          - And sho
          ? - But, remember, you said to me recently: "One day I'm gone from you!» - rosette, and you love her Yasha
          ? - Of course! How is it worse than others
          
          
          
          
          • -? Hey, Rose! My mother and I want to know if Osya so want to marry you, why he still has not come to meet your parents
            ? - He says that he has seen you, but that it still did not stop -! Izzy on your face not! Sho happened?
            - I asked Bella for her hand, and she agreed. And even he said: "It's now or never»
            - So, maybe, it is better never
            ? - That's what I decided, but she said: "No! It is late » -! Celia, we can not meet again, I had a constant woman, serious
            . - Shaw, your mother came back from the country -? Sema, once joked of my figure - you will receive a frying pan in the forehead! Do you understand me?
            -. Yes, Rosa
            - You understand Shaw
            ? - Sho your excess weight threatens me!
            
            
            
            
            
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