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She knows where to buy the best chicken, and regularly drait floors. She does it out of love for you. And how underrated this work is actually worth?

Reports: an ordinary woman provides services to 135 366 rubles a month. That is, if without the kids! Now will show you a detailed calculation, and the work performed does not fit in the often male-sounding formula of ". Fairy - 10 thousand per month, that's the whole price Women»

. WOMAN - WIFE / GIRLFRIEND WITH ACCOMMODATION

Let's start with the food, so that men do not like to cook. Cook: 30 000 RUR / month. Plus for the New Year and the birthday of her beloved husband - the big feast. Services on-site cook dinner - about 9000 rubles. Two feasts during the year - 18 000 rubles / year, that is an additional 1500 rubles / month. accrue housewife for a table and a chilled strong drink.

Housekeeper takes on average 2000 rubles. For check, 500 rubles. for washing and ironing, it is called once a week. Give 10 000 rub. / Month. beloved - for a clean cozy apartment. Plus another 666 rubles / month. - For washing windows, which are not included in the standard cleaning (4 000 rubles per one-bedroom apartment in the window, twice a year.). Ori, it turns out, the cleanliness of the apartment is 10 666 rubles. / Mo.!




Favorite home wife should listen and comfort her husband: his chief - asshole and big projects in mind, it should be a pat on the head and ask him the right questions. The therapist takes an hour somewhere in 2000 rubles., Ie it is 33 rubles a minute. Assume that the beloved husband complains of the hardships of life only after work and only for 20 minutes. That is: 20 (min.) * 20 (working days in the month) * 33 (RUB). = 13 200 rbl. / Month. - For the intimacy of the form "you carefully listen to me and say that I have done", which - alas - the dream of many men

. But a good marriage requires not only mental, but physical intimacy. About four hours of physical intimacy in a month - let's be realistic, it there twice a week, God forbid, a man strong, half-hour, then have an hour a week of sex. A pro on the road takes about 5 000 rubles for travel for two hours. If you cynics such things, equate honest housewife to a prostitute, she betray those 10 000 RUR / month for love.

Housewife is considered to be a woman who does not do anything, and so she does everything: coming up with design apartments, buys her husband a sweater, going the whole family, and presents his mother keeps the house in working order - causing plumbers / electricians, dealing with all the family documents, plans to leave, carries laptop husband repaired ... But, as it deals with all of this is not eight hours a day, we will make in the price list of the combined services of a personal assistant, designer, shopping escort, control house, event manager and travel agent at a relatively low rate: 70 000 RUR / month.

TOTAL: 135 366 rubles / month.. you, whether the world is just, would have paid for the services of food, accommodation and flowers on March 8 you selflessly and with all diligence has woman-wife.

Men do not become cynical. Do not hammer on love. This is the love you save more than one million per year.
And I still price-wife's mother is not included, there is generally a price tag so that wobbled!
Well, think - if you have paid at market rates, you would be able to afford a wife? None.

So we go to the dirty, hungry, with gastritis, terribly dressed, and stick to all passers-by with stories:
- You know, I have a boss - asshole! Listen to me, please! I have no money for a psychoanalyst!
And passers-by would have shied away, saying, "Oh, look how many accidents nezhenatikov is now divorced ....»

Author: Maxim Alyoshin